Pie is running late with a child in tow. For various reasons, he has to juggle fatherly duties whilst hosting a late night phone-in show. The subject for the evening is the environment. What starts as a rather light-hearted discussion soon descends into an angry and emotional plea for us to stop setting light to things that help us all to breathe. Pie’s sign off at the end of the show contravenes all sorts of broadcasting standards, but he doesn’t seem to care. Will Roger? Jonathan Pie ..... Tom Walker
 Jules ..... Lucy Pearman
 Sam ..... Aqib Khan
 Roger ..... Nick Revell
 Sandra .... Liz White
 Conrad ..... Dash
 Voiceovers ..... Bob Sinfield and Rob Curling 

Callers ... .Daniel Abelson, Cole Anderson-James, Adam Byron, 

Writer ..... Tom Walker
 Script Editor ..... Nick Revell
 Producer ..... Alison Vernon-Smith
 Production Coordinator ..... Ellie Dobing
 Original music composed by Jason Read

 Additional music Leighton James House A Yada-Yada Audio Production

It’s Pie’s birthday and he’s really rather depressed about it. Until that is Roger shows up with egg on his face. Literally. The show's topic is the state of the NHS but Pie seems obsessed with old age and death. When he is forced to reflect on his experiences of lockdown we discover that he had a more miserable time than most. Later he finally gets the chance to interview a junior health minister. Can he step up? Jonathan Pie ..... Tom Walker
 Jules ..... Lucy Pearman
 Sam ..... Aqib Khan
 Roger ..... Nick Revell 
Agent ..... Daniel Abelson Minister ..... Liz White
 
Voiceovers ..... Bob Sinfield and Rob Curling

 Callers ... Ellie Dobing, Sarah Gabriel, Thanyia Moore, Jonathan Tafler. Writer ..... Tom Walker
 Script Editor ..... Nick Revell
 Producers ..... Alison Vernon-Smith and Julian Mayers 
Production Coordinator ..... Ellie Dobing Original music composed by Jason Read Additional music Leighton James House 


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Pie is doing a phone-in show about drugs policy in the UK, a subject he knows absolutely nothing about. He enlists the help of Sam to guide him through the country’s drug culture. When Pie’s narcissistic coke-fuelled agent pops in, things take a turn for the bizarre and he ends the evening knowing a lot more about drugs than he did at the start. Jonathan Pie ..... Tom Walker
 Jules ..... Lucy Pearman
 Sam ..... Aqib Khan
 Roger ..... Nick Revell
 Agent ..... Daniel Abelson
 Voiceovers ..... Bob Sinfield and Rob Curling

 Callers ... Daniel Abelson, Ed Kear, Nick Revell, Thanyia Moore and Jonathan Tafler. 

Writer ..... Tom Walker
 Special thanks to Julie Smith and Peter Burns Script Editor ..... Nick Revell
 Producer ..... Alison Vernon-Smith 
Production Coordinator ..... Ellie Dobing
 Executive Producer ..... Julian Mayers
 Sound Designer ..... Julian Mayers
 Original music composed by Jason Read


 Additional music Leighton James House A Yada-Yada Audio Production

When Pie says a very bad word in a meeting he is asked to apologise. Instead of doing just that however, he decides that it was “just a joke” and that he is a victim of cancel culture. He then hijacks the entire show to discuss the state of free speech in comedy. When Jules and Roger both implore him to apologise he is enraged even further. Can Jules persuade him to stop being a tit in time for him to save his job? Jonathan Pie ..... Tom Walker
 Jules ..... Lucy Pearman
 Sam ..... Aqib Khan
 Roger ..... Nick Revell
 Agent ..... Daniel Abelson Voiceovers ..... Bob Sinfield and Rob Curling

 Callers ... .Daniel Abelson, Adam Byron, Jonathan Tafler, and Emma Thornett Writer ..... Tom Walker 
Script Editor ..... Nick Revell
 Producers ..... Alison Vernon-Smith andJulian Mayers
 
Production Coordinator ..... Ellie Dobing
 Original music composed by Jason Read Additional music Leighton James House 

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When Roger warns Pie that he must widen his demographic, Pie decides to dedicate an entire show to “women’s issues”. Pie’s combative and contrary style does not suit the topic and Pie is taught a lesson or two by the female callers. Jules also gets involved by threatening Pie with quite serious bodily harm if he doesn’t shut his “rancid instant-coffee stinking mouth”. Pie is dismayed as he never touches instant coffee. 
Jonathan Pie ..... Tom Walker 
Jules ..... Lucy Pearman
 Sam ..... Aqib Khan 
Roger ..... Nick Revell
 Voiceovers ..... Bob Sinfield and Rob Curling

 Callers ... Ellie Dobing, Sarah Gabriel, Thanyia Moore and Emma Thornett.

 Writer ..... Tom Walker
 Script Editor ..... Nick Revell
 Producers ..... Alison Vernon-Smith
 and Julian Mayers Production Coordinator ..... Ellie Dobing
 Original music composed by Jason Read


 Additional music Leighton James House A Yada-Yada Audio Production.