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Morning Crankers: Comedy - News & Outrageous Real-Life Stories

"Jeremy Hanson & Dan Baker | Morning Crankers Hosts"
Morning Crankers: Comedy - News & Outrageous Real-Life Stories
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  • "Smurfs, Space Germs & Mitey Pillows: Mayhem on the Morning Crankers!"
    On this wild ride of Morning Crankers, we crank up the chaos with a mix of comedy, curiosity, and candid commentary. May 23rd brings us a stacked lineup: we kick off with today’s National Days (and yes, we try to celebrate them all wrong). Then it’s onto a headline that defies belief β€” a woman missing for 60 years is found alive! From Earth to orbit, we cover China’s space station discovering bacteria from outer space β€” what could possibly go wrong? We’ll also ruin your nap plans with the itchy truth about using someone else's pillow (spoiler: mites!). In Denmark, the retirement age gets pushed to 70 (ouch), and a disturbing story out of Texas reveals an 11-year-old calling 911 as his mother sets family pets on fire β€” heavy stuff, but we handle it with care and honest reactions. Finally, we lighten the load with a French town’s hilarious world record attempt: the most people dressed as Smurfs. Blue paint, mayhem, and pure Morning Crankers-style madness.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  • Morning Crankers May 19: National Days, Hotter Than a Possum's Armpit, Millionaire Wins Lawsuit & More! 🌟
    In this outrageous episode of Morning Crankers, we dive headfirst into May 19th's National Days with our signature comedic twist, and we turn up the heat with our hilarious hit song, "Hotter Than a Possum's Armpit," featuring a special cameo by Bill from Curious Cars. But that's not all! We also break down the jaw-dropping story of a millionaire who won a $100,000 lawsuit in England after being falsely accused of skipping out on a lunch bill. Ever wondered what happens when a Japanese boy's obsession with his phone leads to "Dropping Head Syndrome?" We've got the bizarre details. Plus, the Mexican Navy takes on the Brooklyn Bridge in a way you won’t believe. Join us for wild laughs, unpredictable stories, and our trademark no-holds-barred comedy. Don’t miss it!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  • Dr. Cranker’s Outrageous Medical Advice – 10 Things You Should NEVER Stick in Your Butthole!
    Welcome to the first chaotic, hilarious, and wildly inappropriate episode of Dr. Cranker’s Comedy Clinic on Morning Crankers! In this outrageous skit, the infamous Dr. Cranker shares his top ten list of things you should absolutely NEVER stick in your butthole. From pineapples to live hamsters, fireworks to self-help books – Dr. Cranker’s dubious but hilarious medical advice will leave you laughing and cringing in equal measure. Tune in for comedy that’s a little bit twisted, a little bit wild, and absolutely unforgettable!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  • Big Trailer Booty, Ancient Weapons Hoard, and Wild True Crime – Morning Crankers May 12, 2025
    Get ready for a wild ride on today's Morning Crankers! We kick off with a hilarious performance of our brand-new song "Big Trailer Booty," bringing the laughs and the rhythm you crave. Then, we dive into some jaw-dropping stories from around the world: archaeologists uncover a 2,000-year-old weapons hoard, a swarm of mosquitoes fills an entire plane, and a United Nations Judge is convicted for owning a slave from Uganda. The madness doesn’t stop thereβ€”we cover the heart-pounding story of a missing Missouri juvenile found in Colorado and the twisted tale of a woman who poisons her significant other's lover and kids. Tune in for laughs, shockers, and unforgettable moments you won’t want to miss!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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  • "Morning Crankers: Shark Myths, Puffed-Up Dolphins, and Dr. Cranker’s Debut!"
    Dive into another wildly entertaining episode of Morning Crankers, where today we explore the deep blue and beyond! We kick things off with a look at the National Days you didn't know you needed to celebrate. Then, we plunge into the bizarre world of sharks, including some of the weirdest species you've never heard of and the shocking claim that influencers are causing a rise in shark attacks! But that's not allβ€”discover how dolphins are getting high on puffer fish and why this underwater escapade is more than just fishy business. We also bust 10 common misconceptions that you've probably believed your whole life. Plus, we proudly introduce Dr. Cranker, our newest expert in wild and wacky knowledge. It's a tidal wave of fun, facts, and freakish stories you don't want to miss!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/morning-crankers-comedy-news-outrageous-real-life-stories--6463272/support. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Morning Crankers: Your Ultimate Global Comedy News Podcast for Unfiltered Laughs!"Disclaimer all music and sound FX used in this podcast is owned by Morning Crankers and licensed through Epidemic sound! Wake Up & Laugh with Morning Crankers! πŸ˜‚ Tired of boring headlines? Morning Crankers is your ultimate GLOBAL comedy news source for unfiltered laughs, real news, and the most outrageous stories happening across the planet. Join your hilarious hosts Jeremy Hanson ("Hans") and Dan Baker ("Gred") every Tuesday and Thursday, with bonus comedy specials and unique hilarious segments scattered throughout the week, as they dive into the latest current events, the wildest pop culture moments, the most bizarre real-life tales, and even unleash some original comedy songs they write themselves!This isn't your average news podcast; it's a hilarious, honest, and often irreverent take on what's trending, what's ridiculous, and what really matters worldwide. Hans and Gred cut through the noise with sharp wit and infectious humor, ensuring your day starts with a smile, no matter how crazy the world gets. Perfect for your commute, morning routine, or just when you need an escape into pure, unadulterated comedy.From bizarre global happenings to viral internet phenomena and the most talked-about international headlines, Morning Crankers delivers the laughs alongside the latest updates. Get ready for wild conversations, hilarious commentary, and that unique blend of funny news and original comedy music that only Hans and Gred can provide. We aim to be the funniest podcast in your feed, offering daily entertainment that's truly globally appealing.#ComedyPodcast #FunnyPodcast #HumorPodcast #NewsComedy #GlobalComedy #InternationalComedy #DailyComedy #MorningShow #PodcastComedy #CurrentEvents #SatirePodcast #PopCultureComedy #RealLifeStories #UnfilteredComedy #ComedySongs #OriginalComedy #PodcastForCommute #BestComedyPodcast #LaughOutLoud #HilariousNews #WittyBaner #TopPodcast #EntertainmentPodcast #ViralStories #BizarreNews #FunnyNewsPodcast #WeeklyPodcast #GlobalNews #PodcastLife Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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