Simon Mayo's Confessions

• A bag of peas & other tales

  Step into the confessional for a laugh-out-loud special of Simon Mayo's Confessions! This week, Father Simon and the Confessional Collective dig into the archives for some truly outrageous tales from the past. Get ready to meet Mystic Mike, who hilariously details how his cheeky "gender guru" advice led to his sister-in-law's over-the-top attempts to conceive a boy. Then, brace yourself for Shane's unforgettable confession involving a disastrous vegetarian sausage roll that shut down a swimming gala! There's also a wild story from Mrs. Doc about a mix-up that had her questioning her husband's loyalty and Elizabeth askes for forgiveness for her husbands amusing attempt to return a bracelet that spiralled out of control. Whether it's the hilarity of frozen peas or misguided laundry escapades, this episode promises laughter and moral dilemmas in equal measure. Tune in and enjoy the chaos! Got a story to confess? Send it to [email protected]!

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• Take these chains from my heart & other tales

  Step into the confessional for another memorable episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! Join Father Simon and the Confessional Collective as they unravel stories that blend humour with moral dilemmas. This week, Jason finds himself in hot water after a mix-up at Heathrow turns his holiday homecoming into a tense ordeal for his wife. Then, Reverend Ellie shares a hilarious tale from a funeral service gone awry, while Camille recounts a shocking family secret involving a pet chicken that takes an unexpected twist. Also prepare for giggles with Gloria's embarrassing yet spirited confession about an ill-timed romantic surprise that went terribly wrong .There's also disruption as Matt brings in donuts and then forget his glasses for the Parish Notice Board. Expect laughter, spirited debates, and all the chaos you love. Got a confession of your own? Send it to [email protected]!

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• Waiter, waiter, percolator & other tales

  Step into the confessional for another uproarious episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! Join Father Simon and the Confessional Collective as they sift through a treasure trove of laugh-out-loud confessions this week. Starting with Mags, who shares a hilariously vengeful tale from her Glaswegian dad Bill, involving a mischievous act with washing-up liquid that turns a dull street into a bubble-filled chaos! Canoeing Keith reveals a mischievous act of sabotage during a summer camp that changed the course of his awkward teenage love life. Meanwhile, Moneypenny shares a delightful story about an alternative fact involving Ian Fleming and a local church, turning history on its head in the most entertaining way. Plus, don’t miss Brian’s hilarious account of getting back at an insufferable officer with a creative twist on coffee brewing! Tune in for laughs, moral dilemmas, and unforgettable confessions. Have a story of your own? Send it to [email protected]!

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• A smile as bright as sunshine & other tales

  Step into the confessional for another side-splitting episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! Join Father Simon and the Confessional Collective as they navigate a myriad of wild and comedic tales. This week, get ready to cringe and chuckle as a parent confesses to a decades-long fib about microchipping their spirited child, causing a mix of hilarity and heart-warming guilt. Plus, Max shares a cringe-worthy story from a Dubai trip involving a bathroom mishap and an unexpected consequence, while Arthur recounts an unforgettable incident that made him forget just one thing. And you won't want to miss Kevin’s cheeky confession from his days as cabin crew, leading to a very unexpected use of a sanitary towel!Prepare for laughter and some moral debates in this unmissable episode! Have a confession of your own? Send it to [email protected]!

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• Some people call me the space cowboy & other tales

  Step into the confessional for yet another captivating episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! Join Father Simon and the Confessional Collective as they dive into a series of hilarious and morally questionable tales. This week, Mr. Wilkins comes forward with an outrageous confession about bending the rules in education to maintain a perfect pass rate, while Adam takes us back to a nostalgic childhood of scrumping apples and playful pranks on curmudgeonly neighbours.Prepare for laughter as Disco Dave shares his comical adventures with a mistaken identity in a company car, and Minnie reveals a disaster involving a whoopee cushion and a High Court judge that will leave you in stitches. Tune in for the usual chaos, insightful debates, and unforgettable moments! Got a confession to share? Email us at [email protected]! Don’t miss the fun, and if you have a story to share, send it to [email protected]!

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