Simon Mayo's Confessions

• Ashes to ashes, fun to funky - from the Crypt

  Step into the confessionals for another memorable episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! This week, Father Simon and the lively Confessional Collective dive into a mix of outrageous mishaps and stories that are sure to leave you in stitches. This week, we hear from Bob, who finds himself grappling with guilt after a catastrophic mishap involving funeral boxes. Alan has a fateful encounter with a vacuum cleaner and a canister of pink paint that shocked his mother upon returning home. Then, Artie shares a comical tale of a holiday miscommunication that had his wife accidentally making a scene at a beach bar, all while the pandemic protocols were still fresh in everyone’s minds. Meanwhile, Roger shares his cheeky ice currency scheme to fund some airtime on his childhood TV, leading to an unexpected turn of events. With more amusing anecdotes, cheeky banter, and reflections on life’s little quirks, this episode promises laughs and unforgettable confessions. Got a wild tale of your own? Send it to [email protected] and join the fun!

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• I was working in a lab late one night & other tales

  As the October chill sets in, the Confessional Collective is here to warm your spirits with a medley of amusing and outrageous tales. This week, Peely seeks forgiveness for an unfortunate kitchen incident, leading to a rather surprising salad twist. Meanwhile, we hear from David, whose childhood sock-throwing antics resulted in a flaming lampshade disaster/ Tony shares his cheeky language lab exploits that left a classmate unfairly taking the fall and Bert tells us all about a RAG week prank, that led to first years loosing their deposit bond at Agriculture College. With cheeky banter, unexpected confessions, and a look at your wild stories, you won’t want to miss this episode! Got a confession? Send it to [email protected]!

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• Somebody help me, yeah? & other tales

  Step into the confessional for another uproarious episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! Join Father Simon and the Confessional Collective as they explore a delightful mix of mishaps and cheeky antics that are sure to tickle your funny bone. This week, we hear Alan's hilarious mobile mischief involving his mother-in-law's phone, resulting in some unexpected strip club invitations. Jim Lad takes us on a wild pirate adventure set in the 1700s with a spooky twist, while Tim shares his cringe-worthy moment crashing the Roadshow and Mr B has a Welsh confession. Get ready for laughter, unexpected confessions, and reflections that will have you pondering life’s quirks. Have a wild confession? Send it to [email protected] and join the fun!

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• Abra-abra-cadabra & other tales

  Join Father Simon in the confessional for another uproarious episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! This week, he and the spirited Confessional Collective dive into hilarious pranks and unforgettable blunders that are guaranteed to have you in stitches. Andy brings us a fresh confession involving a mischievous voice-activated car named Debbie, leading to some playful deception with his wife. Then, hear Tez's wild tale from Australia, which involved lots of booze and a prank call home. Matthew shares an unforgettable story from his youth when his beer-fueled antics nearly sent a lead singer flying off the stage at a concert—talk about rock 'n' roll chaos! And Sir, the English teacher, reveals his culinary catastrophes that lead to a cooking disaster in an attempt to impress his family. With cheeky remarks and laughter aplenty, it’s another rollercoaster of confessions you won’t want to miss! Got a wild confession? Send it to [email protected]!

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• Ca plane pour moi & other tales

  Step into the confessional for an uproarious new episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! This week, the collective dives into hilarious mishaps and unforgettable tales that will leave you chuckling. First up is Sinbad’s 1984 Sea Cadet saga, where ambitions collide with reality in a brilliantly crafted prank involving a fake letter from the Navy. Then, listen in as Nigel recalls the chaos of a school trip to Belgium that takes an unexpected twist, fueled by a toy pistol misunderstanding. Stephanie is looking for some forgiveness for some Birthday buffoonery on a bully. And finally, Ian shares his comical running faux pas that leads to unintended recognition for his wife. Get ready for laughter, a sprinkle of moral reflection, and, of course, a good dose of fun! Have a wild confession? Reach out at [email protected]!

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