Simon Mayo's Confessions

• Hope of deliverance & other tales

  Step into the confessional for another laughter-packed episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! This week, Father Simon and the Confessional Collective delve into a variety of hilarious tales, kicking things off with Marty's unforgettable pizza delivery disaster from his teenage years. Listen in as Graham's smart speaker prank has hilarious consequences. Plus, Nobby recalls swindling a grumpy sweet shop owner during the era of decimalisation, and Brian reveals a memorable misstep while trying to sell a car with a rather unusual fix. Tune in for top banter, laughs and poncho chat...Have a confession of your own? Share your story at [email protected]!

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• Doctor, doctor give me the news & other tales

  Step into the confessional for another unforgettable episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! This week, Father Simon and the Confession Collective dive into a whirlwind of hilarious stories that blend chaos and absurdity.Join Ross as he shares a shocking end-of-year assembly prank he pulled in primary school, transforming heartfelt compliments into laugh-out-loud insults! Witness the awkward situation unfold as the headmaster unknowingly reads out the modified comments, much to the delight of the students and the shock of the teachers. Listen in as Richard recounts his bizarre airport saga involving a chaotic morning of unintended consequences. Plus, Gee reveals a chemistry class caper that left a trail of chaos, literally burning down the classroom’s chances of success, and you'll also hear from Mr. Burton, who found himself in a comical pickle while wearing socks in the operating room during his child’s birth—a situation that gets hilariously out of hand! Don't miss the laughs, debates, and the usual mayhem! Have a story of your own? Send it to [email protected]!

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• They even have a bear in the air & other tales

  Step into the confessional for another wild ride on Simon Mayo's Confessions! This week, Father Simon and the Confession Collective tackle tales of hilarity and absurdity that are sure to leave you chuckling. Join Gary as he recalls his cheeky talent show secret from the '80s involving a Casio keyboard and some clever miming! Also, get ready to hear Sir Harry’s awkward bathroom blunder that may have disrupted a honeymoon, Flyboy's unforgettable story about helicopter mishaps and a rival doctor with a misguided quest for 'sports blades', and Pilot Ian shares an outrageous story of smuggling whiskey in a dry country.Tune in for laughter, forgiveness debates, and the usual chaos. Have a confession of your own? Share it with us at [email protected]!

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• Messing about on the river & other tales

  Step into the confessional for another unforgettable episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! This week, Father Simon and the Confession Collective dive headfirst into tales of hilarity, awkwardness, and unexpected moments.Join us as Martin from Belfast recounts his cheeky quiz controversy that left him hiding behind an autograph in 'What's The Buzz , Tell Me what's happening. Meanwhile, Bert shares his terrifying chimney adventure with his comically stuck colleague, Walter - Chim chim cher-oo. Gary heads to a school summer fete for a marble guess he already knew the answer to - Summer Summer Summertime. And don’t miss George’s jaw-dropping revelation about a rowing mishap that takes a bizarre twist involving a scattering of ashes!Plus the team discuss Simon buying a lottery ticket in dodgy circumstances, ice cream licenses and meet cutes!Tune in for laughter, gasps, and debates on forgiveness. Got a confession of your own? Send it to [email protected]!

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• Saddle up and ride your pony & other tales

  Step into the confessional for another riotously funny episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! This week, Father Simon and the Confession Collective share outrageous stories that will leave you gasping and laughing. There's Jane's cringe-worthy equestrian experience that left her wishing she had stayed home and Well-Intentioned Dad's laughter-filled confession about his daughter's cornet performance that had everyone in stitches, including him—until it wasn’t funny anymore!Plus, there's two bonus confessions from the Crypt that you won't want to miss! Got a confession of your own? Share it at [email protected].

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