Fin vs History

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Introducing General Gordon: where there is war, there is a closeted gay man.

General Gordon (Part One)

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Chapters:

00:00: The British Anthony Bourdain
04:55: Put your twat away
07:40: The diarrhea years
11:17: Imperial pomp
14:13: Greek Harvey Price
16:51: Walkies!
20:35: Konnichibosh
24:47: Ching & Chong dynasty
29:05: Physical anglophobia
33:47: Spanking Chinese Botties
36:19: Spank the gentle parent
39:30: All the wangs
43:35: Two chebs & a cheeb
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Who better to cause England's 9/11 than Scotland's very own Bin Laden?

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Chapters:

00:00: Battle of Shit Bridge
04:24: Beard to Beard
08:07: Shit time to be a horse
12:46: Belly button bhindi
14:56: The English 9/11
17:38: A slur for the English
20:51: Death of Andy Murray
25:31: Crossbow to the cock
30:39: A non binary executioner
35:37: The David Brent of Scotland
41:55: Scottish voudou
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William Wallace: Scotland’s Osama Bin Laden - who was the very tall angry man who incited England's 9/11?

William Wallace (Part 1)

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Chapters:

00:00: Scottish Epstein  

05:52: Medieval dildos 

08:31: Porridge and death  

10:32: The Great High Five 

14:35:  Fishing for Sturgeon 

17:04: Scottish Bin Laden 

20:30: Tennis Tiger Mum  

23:15: Pure Porridge Bunda  

27:26: The Scottish Mujahideen 

30:26: Scone Scoffing  

33:16: Fin’s too horny  

38:06: Deep fried roast
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Papa Doc’s back, immortal & bathing with the dead. How did the President for Life die after being reborn as a God? 

 

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Chapters:

00:00 – A Lesbian and Dicktator 

03:19  - Spiritual cross dressing 

05:33 – Burgatory 

09:59 – Just Poo it 

12:34 – Papa for life   

15:32 – The Vampire of the Caribbean 

17:35 – International law can F*ck off 

21:10 – The stinking sixties 

22:53 – Papa Doc killed JFK 

25:40 – Bathtime 

28:20 – Kidnapping to get good customer service 

31:13 – Dead guy in arrivals 

36:43 – Public executions on Dave    

38:09 – Steely Dan, MILFs and divorce tourism 

42:03 – Scores on the doors 

44:45 – Molesting yourself     
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Coffee, Voudou & Lesbians - Haiti or Hackney? How one man went from doctor to dictator armed with nothing but folklore and a lesbian sidekick.

 

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00:00 – Island Gaddafi  

04:00 – But first coffee  

06:30 – Haiti is in the group of death  

09:15 – Voodou revolt  

11:20 – Supporting black business  

13:25 –  The worst people occupy the worst country    

16:15 – Papa becomes a Doc  

20:05 – Alan  Akbar   

22:45 – Reads one book and becomes a dictator   

23:55 – Voodou sex doll (the  

28:24 – 8 man coup  

30:48 – Zombie gangsters  

34:30 – Madam Adolphe 

38:30 – No more Mr Normal guy 
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