Michael Odewale: Franken-Chickens In Your KFC, Gen Z Becoming Religious & Baby Monkey Punch
Ian Smith: A Goole-y Celebration, Home Alone Booby Trapper Jailed & Obama Believes In Aliens?
Daniel Foxx: Australia Shark Attacks, Olympic Penis Injections & Melania Trump's Propaganda Flop
Owen Jones: Donald Trump's British Patriots, Green Party Get High & Arse Scratching Cows



The Truth (In My Opinion)