The Teen Commandments

• Your Turn: Teens Decorating & WHY?

  It’s time for the legends, aka the Teen Commandments listeners, to share their brilliant teen tales.  One mum is all L plates & pure panic as she braces herself for the teen’s driving lessons. Another mum wonders if anyone else has a teenager who will either end up running the world or locked up on G Wing! A listener has absolutely won the award for the most unhinged bedroom decorations as a teenager plus Crocs on country walks are back, and so is the Kickers chat.  Meanwhile, Sara is very happy with her supermarket T-shirt and Clare is finally off the meds.  Get in touch with Sara & Clare directly… How often do you wash your comfy bra? And we absolutely want photos of your teen bedrooms please!  Email us at [email protected]   Follow us on Instagram: @djsaracox, @clarehamilton__  Visit www.theteencommandments.co.uk  Teen Commandments is a Sara Cox Production Teen Commandments is bought to you by Wild Nutrition.Wild Nutrition does supplements differently – supporting women’s health with the science of Food-Grown®️. This means using ingredients as close to their original food form as possible, so our bodies instinctively recognise them as food—leading to better absorption and retention. www.wildnutrition.com You can find the offer here: wildnutrition.com/teencommandments — it's 50% off a 3-month subscription for new customers only Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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• ‘Urgent’ Phone Calls & Money Madness

  This week’s episode comes live from the shed, where Sara Cox and Clare Hamilton try to understand the primitive behaviour of teenagers.  Why do teens call you at work with the most random questions?… Clare’s daughter has called her at work shouting about her jeans, and Sara’s been disturbed, whilst live on air, by her youngest with an ‘urgent call’ about a top!  Sara & Clare discuss the universal parental guilt and the worry that all the kids are going to end up in therapy, and the sticky issue of teenagers and their attitude to cash comes up.  Plus, Sara has been peeing in public and Clare’s been de-norked which means her teenagers have had to step into a more caring role… you won’t be surprised to find out, that neither of her teens will be winning any nursing awards for their endeavours.  Send us the most random questions your teens have deemed ‘urgent’’…   Email us at [email protected]     Follow us on Instagram: @djsaracox, @clarehamilton__  Visit www.theteencommandments.co.uk   Teen Commandments is a Sara Cox Production Teen Commandments is bought to you by Wild Nutrition. Wild Nutrition does supplements differently – supporting women’s health with the science of Food-Grown®️. This means using ingredients as close to their original food form as possible, so our bodies instinctively recognise them as food—leading to better absorption and retention. www.wildnutrition.com  You can find the offer here: wildnutrition.com/teencommandments — it's 50% off a 3-month subscription for new customers only. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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• Your Turn: Fun Sponge & Ouija Boards

  It’s Your Turn, where Sara and Clare attempt to untangle the bird-brained behaviour of teenagers, courtesy of your brilliant emails. This week our listeners have excelled themselves! From Ouija boards to condoms and dogs - it’s all go! Please let’s all say a small prayer for the listener who has six boys. She’s pretty much got a loyalty card for A&E and is apparently a ‘fun sponge’. Another mum with 5 teenage boys, was asked to have ‘the sex chat’, and it’s not what you think! There’s yet another teenager peppered with love bites, plus Sara and Clare reminisce about the time they went wild at the Top of The Pops Awards. Send us the details of when your teens embarrassed you and we want YOUR Ouija board stories please…  Email us at [email protected]   The Teen Commandments is bought to you by Wild Nutrition. Wild Nutrition does supplements differently – supporting women’s health with the science of Food-Grown®️. This means using ingredients as close to their original food form as possible, so our bodies instinctively recognise them as food—leading to better absorption and retention. www.wildnutrition.com You can find the offer here: wildnutrition.com/teencommandments — it's 50% off a 3-month subscription for new customers only.  Follow us on Instagram: @djsaracox, @clarehamilton__   Visit www.theteencommandments.co.uk Commandments is a Sara Cox Production Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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• Social Gatherings & Teens Flopping

  This week, Sara and Clare’s best-friendship is firmly solidified by the sniffing of a beefy face. Summer holidays are looming which means a house full of flopping teenagers; their nocturnal habits, midnight cereal bowls and zero vitamin D.  It’s also BBQ season, which means social gatherings with parents and teens. Clare’s daughter made a loud declaration at one family function and Sara reveals a truly toe-curling teenage moment of her own.  There’s also chat about the difference between teen girls and boys and their social diaries plus essentially, there’s a boob update and Eurovision chat.  Do you force your kids to join in? What words did you mix up as a teen that left red faces all round? And how do YOU de-flop your kids?   Email us at [email protected]   Teen Commandments is bought to you by Wild Nutrition. Wild Nutrition does supplements differently – supporting women’s health with the science of Food-Grown®️. This means using ingredients as close to their original food form as possible, so our bodies instinctively recognise them as food—leading to better absorption and retention. www.wildnutrition.com You can find the offer here: wildnutrition.com/teencommandments — it's 50% off a 3-month subscription for new customers only.  Follow us on Instagram: @djsaracox, @clarehamilton__  Visit www.theteencommandments.co.uk  Teen Commandments is a Sara Cox Production Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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• Your Turn: Periods & Poos

  Come on in for period chat, as one listener has tampon trouble plus a mum’s been in touch to share the most memorable moment of her parenting life. Spoiler alert - the story contains a drawer and a poo.  A teacher’s been in touch with a spectacular story about a group of year 8 boys and one gorgeous listener has recommended Teen Commandments to the police.   Ooh and you know how Sara and Clare have always said they are absolutely not here to give advice? Well never forget that Sara has her 20-meter swimming badge and Clare is a qualified hairdresser. What more could you want from ‘teenage experts’?  Send us your confessions, your parenting fails and wins, and teachers, please keep the anonymous stories coming.  Email us at [email protected]    Follow us on Instagram: @djsaracox, @clarehamilton__  Visit www.theteencommandments.co.uk  Teen Commandments is a Sara Cox Production Teen Commandments is bought to you by Wild Nutrition. Wild Nutrition does supplements differently – supporting women’s health with the science of Food-Grown®️. This means using ingredients as close to their original food form as possible, so our bodies instinctively recognise them as food—leading to better absorption and retention. www.wildnutrition.com You can find the offer here: wildnutrition.com/teencommandments — it's 50% off a 3-month subscription for new customers only. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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