Alan Carr's 'Life's a Beach'
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- Nina Conti joins Alan for a laughter-fueled flight to talk American road trips, her directorial debut "Sunlight", disastrous holiday romances, comedy awards, losing Monkey in Austria, and her fabulous new show at Edinburgh Fringe...
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‘Life’s A Beach’ everyone’s favourite travel podcast is here to give you all the vitamin D you need. More celebrity passengers unpack their travel suitcases dishing the dirt on their holiday high-jinks. Buckle up, sit back and enjoy the inflight entertainment!!
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Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices - This week on Life's a Beach, Alan is joined by the incomparable Caitlin Moran - writer, broadcaster and one of Britain's funniest storytellers - for an episode that goes gloriously off-piste. They somehow begin with Harry Styles' legs and Take That before diving into Caitlin's unforgettable childhood holidays, with summers migrating to a caravan in Wales with an apocalypse-prepping father.
Along the way they discuss Japan, Benedict Cumberbatch undercover at Glastonbury, why gardening saved Caitlin's mental health, the joy of rewilding, Elizabeth Taylor's extraordinary life, and why we should celebrate people while they're still here. There may not be much chat about beaches... but there is plenty about beavers.
Check out Caitlin's new pod: https://open.spotify.com/show/033CJY22Urz2BLJK792QRZ
And her new book "How to be Hopeful" is out in September.
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00:00 Wanking podcasts, dogs & bagpipes
01:13 Harry Styles, Take That & celebrity gossip
06:40 Caitlin's unusual childhood holidays
09:58 Girls' holidays, Magaluf & feminist T-shirts
12:30 Why Japan completely blew Caitlin away
14:20 Getting older and "jolly" fashion
16:40 Caitlin's new podcast Outsiding
20:00 Gardening obsession & nosy neighbours
22:45 Richard Burton, Elizabeth Taylor & legendary diaries
26:00 Trees, history & why Britain's countryside matters
30:20 Why gardening is really about life, not plants
33:30 Menopause, rewilding & finding hope again
37:30 Elizabeth Taylor's extraordinary legacy
42:00 Caitlin's new book How to Be Hopeful
47:10 Benedict Cumberbatch at Glastonbury
49:00 Quick Fire Round and a wanky new format
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Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices - Caitlin Moran joins Alan for a fascinating chat about Japan, her new gardening podcast with Adam Frost Outsiding, the incredible British history of Oak trees, Liz Taylor and Caitlin's brilliant new book How to be Hopeful which is out in September.
Don't miss this flight's quite literal climax at the end!
Listen to/watch - Outsiding: https://open.spotify.com/show/033CJY22Urz2BLJK792QRZ
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices - Brian Molko joins Alan for a brilliantly funny flight, from an unforgettable airport encounter with Alan that reminds Brian of David Bowie, to why he finally decided to revisit Placebo's debut album 30 years later.
They talk about rebuilding his relationship with those early songs ahead of Placebo's 30th anniversary tour and the band’s debut album, newly RE:CREATED, why the Britpop era made Placebo stand out, and reclaiming Nancy Boy.
Along the way there's talk of memory tricks, cannibals, Magaluf, airports, sharks in the Maldives, rehab romances, why Brian believes arriving is the best part of travelling, and an unforgettable quick-fire round.
Plus, Brian reveals why this anniversary tour he's been able to celebrate Placebo's earliest music with genuine joy.
00:00 Brian's fear of flying and the luxury of Alanair01:08 The Alan airport encounter that reminded Brian of David Bowie08:00 Why Brian recreated Placebo's debut album09:57 Standing apart from Britpop and embracing difference12:11 Rediscovering the debut album after 25 years12:51 The story behind Nancy Boy14:06 Memory, the Mandela Effect and false memories15:13 Alan pitches “Pla-subo" featuring Susan Boyle16:03 Placenta parties, cannibalism and "long pigs"17:18 Forgetfulness, daydreaming and useless knowledge18:13 Loving the destination but hating the journey20:26 Smoking on planes and Brian's airport theories21:53 Placebo's 30th anniversary tour and finding joy again24:14 Brian's holiday nightmare in Magaluf26:06 Rehab romances27:32 Why kindness gets better service than complaining30:02 The Maldives, rabbits and reef sharks32:04 Eating street food in Bangkok33:16 Quick Fire: beach or pool, window or aisle?35:38 Alan's stage fright wee and Brian's bladder training tips37:40 Why everyone should tip their delivery driver
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Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices - Captain Alan welcomes on board Placebo's Brian Molko! They talk first meetings, tour buses, the Maldives and Magaluf.
Be prepared for the chat to take some surprisingly dark turns.
And of course Brian's celebrating their new album Placebo RE:CREATED, a totally reworked version of their debut album, and their embark on 30th anniversary European and UK tour, which starts in September.
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About Alan Carr's 'Life's a Beach'
Life’s A Beach sees Alan giving Judith Chalmers and Michael Palin a run for their money as he invites a famous guest each week to discuss their favourite places in the world. Bursting with anecdotes, laidback chat and laugh out loud travel tales - if this podcast was a suitcase you’d have to sit on it.
“My Life’s A Beach podcast is the escapism we ALL need right now. I sat down and chatted with some of my famous friends about everything travel. From caravanning in Rhyl to private jetting to the Maldives, my guests spill the beans on their holiday horrors and dream destinations. Let’s face it: we might not have the sun on our faces, but after a listen to this you’ll definitely have a smile” – ALAN CARR
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