Horror Vanguard

Perhaps the new home for Horror Vanguard awaits overseas where the trains run on steam, the jackbooted thugs are nondescript by studio mandate, and where Cricket is a game for men who love each other.

Discuss your favorite highlights from the most recent cricket sporting event with Horror Vanguard at: @horrorvangaurd on Instagram and bsky

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Well, that's enough of big city living. I'm sure it will be far safer and far more normal-er for us if we take this camper van where Google Maps fears to tread.

Discuss your favorite hills, cols, escarpments, and terracettes which also have occularity with Horror Vanguard at: @horrorvangaurd on Instagram and bsky

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Your ghosts, I mean hosts, are back from our hiatus and beginning our quest to find the new home of Horror Vanguard after the HV Crypt was destroyed by a single shot from a Resident Evil 4 rocket launcher.

We start our journey in either LA or NYC with a little trip on the subway.

Discuss your favorite haunted-or-otherwise rail-based public transit systems with Horror Vanguard at: @horrorvangaurd on Instagram and bsky

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HV Classic goes undercover into the deregulated confections industry to break the story on the horrible abuses behind your favorite Willy Wonka brand candies. Can we find some proto-utopian prefigurations in this post-scarcity candyland or is it all dystopian refuse and chocolate runoff?

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You can support the show for less than the cost of Everlasting Gobstopper at www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

We've exited the nightmare podcast factory and we've got a special plan for this episode. Is our work yet done? What is the conspiracy against the eel-race? Are my Thomas Ligotti puns pictures from the apocalypse or are they paradoxes from hell?

Your (g)hosts review A Cure for Wellness and get to the bottom of one slimy eel pit of cinematic discourse!

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www.instagram.com/horrorvanguard/

www.horrorvanguard.com (maybe work in progress here)

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