Our Fair City

In tonight’s seasonal retelling of the True History of the HartLife Corporation, we rejoin Simon Von Hagens (Dead Disposal Driver) and Theodora Thoreau Roosevelt (Window Washer and Amateur Naturalist) as they spelunk deeper into the caves and warrens below the city in search of the Queen of the AntPeople. Will they discover their new adversary, or will the come upon something much, much more dangerous to their corporate welfare? Find out, as the story of Our Fair City…continues.
The Narrator— Ansel Burch
Simon Von Hagens— Mark Soloff
Theodora Thoreau Roosevelt— Kat Evans
Doctor Herbert West— Ryan Schile
Elizabeth Rourke— Tara Schile
The Voice of HartLife— Jeffrey Gardner

Written by Jim McDoniel. Directed by Jeffrey Gardner. Sound Design by Ryan Schile. Music by Stephen Poon. Photo shoot designed, produced, and directed by Ryan Schile, photography by Sebastian Orr, makeup by Tara Schile. Featuring (R to L) Tara Schile, Ryan Schile, Mark Soloff, Kat Evans. Produced by David Rheinstrom. Recording Engineering by Mel Ruder, Production Management by Betsey Palmer. Created by Clayton Faits.
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We return to our erstwhile heroes, Charles Wynn, Alison Dalton, and Cassandra Wilkins as they flee the ant menace through HartLife's ventilation system. Will they find safety, succor, and Cassie's family...or only more horror? Find out, as the story of Our Fair City...continues.
The Narrator— Ansel Burch
Alison Dalton— Nina O'Keefe
Charles Wynn— Jared Latore
Cassie Wilkins— Ele Matelan
The Voice of HartLife— Jeffrey Gardner
Operator— Jeffrey Gardner
Written by Stephanie Spence. Directed by Jeffrey Gardner. Sound Design by Ryan Schile. Music by Stephen Poon. Episode art by Dan Streeting. Produced by David Rheinstrom. Recording Engineering by Mel Ruder, Production Management by Betsey Palmer. Created by Clayton Faits.
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The Narrator— Ansel Burch
Archibald FunnyPants— Mark Soloff
Vice President Carter— Clayton Faits
Waste Management Technician— Ele Matelan
The Voice of HartLife— Jeffrey Gardner
Greyson— David Rheinstrom
Old Man— Clayton Faits
Jack— Mark Soloff
Clear Skies Tim— Clint Worthington
Written by Clayton Faits. Directed by Jeffrey Gardner. Sound Design by Ryan Schile. Music by Stephen Poon. Episode art by Eric Meister. Produced by David Rheinstrom. Recording Engineering by Mel Ruder, Production Management by Betsey Palmer. Created by Clayton Faits.
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Loyal Policies- you know not to venture Outdoors. As you well know, it is cold, and there are wolves. Do not take any lessons in survival from this retelling of the True History of the HartLife corporation: it will not save you.
The Narrator— Ansel Burch
Simon von Hagens— Mark Soloff
Theodora Thorreau-Roosevelt— Lise "Kat" Evans
Emerson— Dean Yeager
The Voice of HartLife— Jeffrey Gardner

Written by David Rheinstrom. Directed by Jeffrey Gardner. Sound Design by Ryan Schile. Music by Stephen Poon. Episode art by Jess Cwik. Produced by David Rheinstrom. Recording Engineering by Mel Ruder, Production Management by Betsey Palmer. Created by Clayton Faits.
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We return to young Andrew Snidge, hapless yet helpful hero and recent recipient of firearm-based coaching strategies administered by Special Agent George Chamberlain. Will the good Doctors Caligari and Moro be able to save his life, or is this curtains for Snidge? Find out as the story of Our Fair City…continues.
The Narrator— Ansel Burch
Benedict— Mark Soloff
Balthazar— Antonio Brunetti
Andrew Snidge— Frank Sjodin
Dr. Emily Caligari— Marsha Harman
Clay— Clint Worthington
Sandy— Abby Doud
Dr. Montgomery Moro— Mark Soloff

Written by Jim McDoniel. Directed by Jeffrey Gardner. Sound Design by Ryan Schile. Music by Stephen Poon. Episode art by Clayton Faits. Produced by David Rheinstrom. Recording Engineering by Mel Ruder, Production Management by Betsey Palmer. Created by Clayton Faits.
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