LO: To Make Sure If You Meet The King He Doesn't Give You The Side Eye
In this episode, the lads are back for a jam-packed ride through Sats stress, royal garden parties, and some truly unforgettable residential trip stories. 👑💩
Mr P reflects on his surreal visit to Buckingham Palace for a royal garden party celebrating education. He met King Charles, cracked a few jokes, and left with a selfie that definitely doesn’t reflect how well the conversation went.
The duo also reveal their biggest tour show yet: they're finishing their 2025/26 tour at The Lowry’s massive Lyric Theatre in May 2026 🎤🔥. Grab your tickets now at and don’t miss out!
✨ Cockney John makes a triumphant return, giving his iconic and unfiltered take on reality TV. From Big Brother to Love Island, nothing is safe – not even dolphins or Marjorie the chicken.
We also hear from the listeners with two epic threads: The most unhinged things children have said to teachers and residential trip horror stories.
It’s a laugh-a-minute episode that’ll make you grateful you're not supervising a canoe trip with wire wool gloves or clearing up mysterious hallway poo.
📬 Want your story featured on the pod? Submit it here:
👉 forms.gle/sWCUVURZjtn6GeN16
🎟️ Get your tickets for the 2025–2026 tour (including The Lowry Lyric Theatre in May 2026):
👉 2mrpspodcast.com/live
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1:17:00
A Chinwag with George Lewis
In this episode, the lads are joined by none other than George Lewis – stand-up comedian, writer and actor. They chat all things parenting, comedy and life on the road, with plenty of laughs and honest reflections along the way.
George opens up about his son’s love of football and how the club’s support has meant the world to them 💙. He shares his experience of balancing being a dad of three with performing his biggest tour to date – and how he’s managing to stay off the late-night drive-thru stops (just about!).
The conversation turns to school life as George reflects on his own school days, how different schools feel today, and whether he can decode teaching acronyms like PPA and PSHE 🤔 after being married to a teacher. He also talks about the rise of his parenting content online and how it has grown to lead to where he is today.
🎟️ George is currently on tour with his stand-up show George Lewis: The Best Thing You’ve Ever Seen (Live) — and tickets are still available, including his biggest ever date at The Lowry this November. Head to georgelewiscomedian.com to book!
As always, share your stories, confessions, questions or dilemmas here:
👉 2mrpspodcast.com – and they might be featured in a future episode. You can also get your tickets for our next tour too.
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1:12:07
LO: To know students will ask visitors the most brutal questions
Welcome back to another jam-packed episode of Two Mr P’s in a Podcast! 😄 This week, the Mr Ps reflect on the joy of a four-day week and pose a big Would You Rather to teachers across the country: an extra £5K or a four-day work week? 💷🗓️ Find out what the overwhelming majority chose!
The brothers take a nostalgic trip down memory lane as they explore what millennials lived through that Gen Z never will: from dial-up internet 📞 to Encarta 📀, from video rentals at Blockbuster 📼 to Route Planners and actual project books 📚 — the ultimate nostalgia fest.
🎭 A long-awaited return — Cockney John is BACK with five of his most unpopular (and outrageous) opinions. Spiritual people, dolphins, and sports cars beware... 🐬💨🔥
The episode wraps up with a brilliant listener thread about the funniest questions children have asked visitors in school with some hilarious tales involving Ofsted inspectors.
👀 Don’t forget to grab your tickets to the live tour! 🎟️ Head to 2mrpspodcast.com for all the details — plus you can stream the previous tour and submit your own stories too!
👉 Follow the lads on socials and join the Facebook group to stay in the loop.
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1:06:07
LO: To Celebrate Mr P Turning The BIG 4-0
It's a big one this week – Mr P is officially 40! 🎉 After celebrating with a spa day in the Lake District, he reflects on hitting the big 4-0, while also dealing with the chaos of a wasp invasion at home 🐝. There's plenty of laughter as he shares how his own kids brutally roasted him with some hilariously savage personalised birthday cards 🎂😂. The episode also marks another major milestone: seven years since the very first Two Mr Ps in a Podcast episode was released! 🎙️🎉
The lads dive into a hilarious YouGov poll revealing Britain’s most offensive swear words 🤬 so listener discretion is advised, sparking plenty of debate over which words deserve top spot. There's also discussion around teenagers, swearing, and whether The Inbetweeners is ever appropriate family viewing 👀. Spoiler alert: it definitely isn't!
The episode also features a special segment of unpopular opinions 🔥, with plenty of controversial hot takes shared between Mr P and Adam 🎤.
On the school front, there’s more madness with a jaw-dropping true story about a student smuggling a penguin 🐧 (and a pig 🐖!) back from a zoo trip. The Mr Ps also share the most outrageous parents’ evening confessions, including a truly wild encounter involving substances in the car park 🚗💨, and an SLT member making the most bizarre public move you’ll ever hear during an assembly 🏫.
Finally, the Mr Ps remind everyone that tickets for their upcoming live tour 🎟️ are now available at 2mrpspodcast.com/live 📱, and dates are already selling out. As always, listeners are encouraged to send in their school stories anonymously through the website ✉️, join the Facebook group for more laughs 😂, and follow the Mr Ps across social media 📲 for updates, extra content, and general teaching chaos.
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1:15:39
LO: To Know They Don't Write Reports Like They Used To!
🎉 The Mr Ps are back and ready to tackle the start of the summer term, but not without a few grumbles—especially when it comes to stolen bank holidays and shortened breaks! Mr P shares his outrage about only getting one week off for Easter and the injustice of missing out on a bank holiday when it falls during school holidays. Teachers deserve their perks! 🏖️ There’s a recap of Mr P’s Easter trip to Barry Island for the long-awaited Gavin & Stacey tour, plus reflections on turning the big 4-0 with a joint party, a live band, and plenty of dancing (and not-so-plenty of recovery time). 😴 Adam gets real about the struggles of sleep deprivation, thanks to a six-year-old who recently gave up his dummies. If you’ve ever tried to parent after a night of zero sleep, this one’s for you. 🕺 A chat about signs you know you're getting older—whether it’s finding joy in doing absolutely nothing, battling rogue ear hairs at the barbers, or being weirdly excited about a cordless vacuum. Midlife has never sounded so real… or so funny.
🎤 The Mr Ps also dish out advice to a nervous assistant head struggling with assemblies, share listener stories that range from jaw-dropping to heartwarming, and revisit some of the most savage comments ever made by teachers back in the day. Let’s just say… they don’t make school reports like they used to!
🎟️ Don’t forget—tickets for the Two Mr Ps Live Tour are on sale now! New dates just added for October 2025 and February 2026. Get yours at 2mrpspodcast.com
📚 Grab the Sunday Times bestselling books for your staffroom or summer reading list: Put a Wet Paper Towel on It, It’s Your Own Time You’re Wasting, and How to Survive the School Year.
🎧 Got a classroom tale or teacher trauma to share? Submit it anonymously at 2mrpspodcast.com and don’t forget to join the Facebook group for more teacher laughs.
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Two teachers sharing funny stories from the classroom.Welcome to the Two Mr Ps in a Pod(Cast) website! A podcast which shares all the funny and hilarious stories from the classroom. Mr P (ICT_MrP) and his younger brother Mr P, both working in the classroom, share your funny stories about life in school.We want to hear your confessions, stories and experiences whether you are a teacher, teaching assistant, student or caretaker.Everyone has been to school so everyone has a special memory or story about their experience and we want to hear it!
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