Relatively Blonde

It’s a brand new week and the blondes are back - still running on caffeine, questionable judgment, and an alarming amount of confidence for people with microphones 🎙️💁🏼‍♀️
This week’s episode is a full-blown spiral as we get into everything — from the madness of the manosphere documentary to a deep dive into our night at Glasgow’s Corset Club (the best night out in Glasgow?). Naturally, we couldn’t talk about our night out and not address Polo Lounge and let’s just say… we have thoughts 👀
Somewhere in between the chaos, we get into a proper chat about women supporting women (or lack thereof…), and unpack the controversy around Jess and Carol Wright’s podcast - because no topic is off limits when we’re in this mood.
Of course, it wouldn’t be an episode without your listener dilemmas - questionable situations, unsolicited advice, and the kind of life chats that feel helpful in the moment but may not hold up under professional scrutiny.
Expect strong opinions, unfiltered takes, a few accidental deep moments, and at least one point where we realise we’ve absolutely said too much.
Same blondes, same chaos — just slightly more unhinged this week.

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It’s a brand new week and the blondes are back — still over-caffeinated, wildly under-qualified, and once again far too confident to be given microphones 💁🏼‍♀️✨
This week we’re joined by a very special guest for chaotic conversations — the iconic Abbie Blyth. Naturally, the episode immediately dissolves into unregulated girl chat as we talk about all things life, love, and the lessons that arrive whether you asked for them or not.
Abbie spills on her recent house move, the realities of influencing in the wild, and what it’s actually like running a business while the internet watches your every move. Somewhere between the moving boxes, brand deals, and life admin, we also spiral into the usual existential debates, questionable advice, and moments of self-reflection that may or may not be useful to anyone.
Expect unfiltered opinions, mildly chaotic storytelling, life chats that feel like a group therapy session no one is qualified to host, and at least one moment where we realise we’ve probably overshared.
Same cousins, same chaos — just with an extra blonde in the mix this week.

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It’s a new week and the blondes are back - over-caffeinated, under-qualified, and medically unfit to hold this many opinions 💁🏼‍♀️✨
This episode, Jade and Lorri unpack the internet chaos surrounding Bonnie Blue being pregnant (the timeline? the lore? the group chat reactions?), before spiralling into one of life’s biggest scientific mysteries: why are yawns contagious and why does it only take one person to start a full domino effect of exhaustion?
We also take a concerned but deeply unserious look at The Osbournes and ask the question that’s been haunting us - why does Kelly look… unwell? Is it rockstar residue? Is it rich-people lighting? Is it vibes? We investigate (loosely).
Somehow we then pivot into why Gary Barlow is, in fact, OFFENSIVE. Is it justified? (YES) Is it projection? (MAYBE) Is it something from 2003 we’ve never emotionally processed? (You decide)
And of course, we must disclose that Lorri was deep in her luteal phase this week and causing minor societal disruption with every sentence that left her mouth. No thought was regulated. No one was safe. Emotional stability was not invited.
Expect fake science, hormonal hostility, cultural commentary no one asked for, and at least one opinion that could get us gently escorted off daytime television.
Same cousins, same chaos, just slightly more hormonal this week.

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It’s Friday and your blonde besties are back - armed with opinions, zero legal training, and absolutely no intention of staying in our lane 💁🏼‍♀️✨

This episode, Jade and Lorri unpack the BAFTAs drama (because why is there always a scandal when celebrities put on formalwear?), deep dive into the Prince Andrew arrest discourse and even touch on the never-ending Epstein island mess… allegedly, hypothetically, in Minecraft 👀

Naturally, we couldn’t ignore the Selena Gomez conspiracy currently doing laps on your For You Page...are we detectives? No. Will that stop us? Also no.

We also discuss “punch the monkey” (don’t ask, just emotionally prepare), expose some truly feral fraternity hazing rituals, and share the things you genuinely could not pay us to do. Not for love. Not for money. Not even for a blue tick.

Expect conspiracy spirals, mild FBI watchlist behaviour, fake legal disclaimers, and at least one take that will have someone typing in ALL CAPS!!

Same cousins, same chaos - just slightly more concerned about surveillance this week.

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It’s a new week and the blondes are back - once again prioritising vibes over good decisions 💁🏼‍♀️✨

This episode, Jade and Lorri debrief on grand openings (why are they always so dramatic?), confess their ultimate pet hates (some of you are going to feel personally attacked), and get into all things Valentine’s Day - the good, the bad, and the BASKETS? 💌
Of course, they couldn’t ignore the latest villa antics on Love Island - because at this point they deserve honorary producer credits — and for the first time ever… we have a dilemma from a straight male 👀 Yes. The demographic is expanding. Growth. Evolution.
Expect opinions, mild outrage, unnecessary spirals and at least one take that will divide the group chat.
Same cousins, same energy, just louder, pettier, and now taking submissions from the boys.

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