Relatively Blonde

It’s a new week and the blondes are back and diving headfirst into absolute chaos.In this episode Jade and Lorri unpack all things Love Island, spiral over Matthew Morrison, and revisit the Woodlands disaster of 2007 (yes, that one) 😂

They also answer your juicy listener questions, tackle a truly unhinged dating dilemma involving a father and son, and generally question every life choice along the way.
Same cousins, same chaos - just with worse decisions and even fewer boundaries.

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The blondes are back and somehow even more unhinged.
In this episode Jade and Lorri unpack the devastating loss of their theme tune, discuss Mr Hanky, and share their latest thoughts on The Traitors obsession.
They also get into Cullen skink (don’t ask), Strippertok, your juicy dilemmas, a heated ABBA vs Queen debate, and of course… Botox chat.
Same cousins, same chaos — just with fewer theme tunes.

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The blondes are back and somehow even more unhinged.
In this episode Jade and Lorri unpack the devastating loss of their theme tune, discuss Mr Hanky, and share their latest thoughts on The Traitors obsession.
They also get into Cullen skink (don’t ask), Strippertok, your juicy dilemmas, a heated ABBA vs Queen debate, and of course… Botox chat.
Same cousins, same chaos — just with fewer theme tunes.

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Instagram @RelativelyBlondePod
TikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcast
YouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes
Spotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodes

JOIN BLONDES UNCUT for exclusive content : https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

The blondes are back for 2026 and kicking off the new year the only way they know how — with full blown chaos. In this episode Jade and Lorri dive into some unexpected chippy drama, your juicy dilemmas, and their thoughts on the latest season of The Traitors.

They also spill all the tea on their brand new Patreon BLONDES UNCUT, the unfiltered behind the scenes version of the pod you didn’t know you needed.

New year, same cousins, even more chaos.

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The chaos continues in Part 2 with Glasgow’s favourite girl Livi Purcell. This week Jade and Lorri dive into all things delulu culture, the wildest conspiracy theories doing the rounds, and their shared obsession with Lily Allen.

From unhinged opinions to deep chats about confidence, content and everything in between, this episode is a full-on ride with three girls who never hold back.

If you loved Part 1, get comfy — it only gets better.

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