It’s Blue Monday and, to cheer himself up, Andrew recounts his unbelievably good fun trip to the "motherland", where his signature brand of sarcasm was mistaken for genuine rudeness. What’s cooking for Amy’s mum’s birthday? Connor’s not convinced by her rogue request! This week’s ‘percentage thingy thing’ is an alien topic; and Connor is accused of being a "diva" over his fear of missing the finale of The Traitors. Don’t you wish your girlfriend was hot like me? Surprise, surprise, the team gets embroiled in the Beckham drama!