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In this edition of Study Break, we discuss the coiffed Californian camp of Ryan Murphy’s The Shards, KATSEYE’s continued reign as the queens of sensory overload brainrot pop, and a new cast of nominatively absurd figures including Igby Rigney, Stella Lefty, Chanty Beluga, and Nimrod Workman. We also ponder Ella Langley as the new poster girl of American alt-lite, and we consider the uncomfortable indignity of life after fleeting virality as illustrated by Jools Lebron and the Love Island USA cast. Perhaps most importantly, we pause to mourn the loss of American Founding Mother and universal aphorist Dolly Parton :( Links:
Dolly Parton and her parents sing “In the Pines” (1976)
“Evening Shade” by Dolly Parton
Dolly Parton last health update vide on Instagram
TikTok #searchfordolly audition videos (exhibit A, exhibit B)
“How ‘The Shards’ Blew Up at HBO — and Ended Up in Ryan Murphy’s Hands” by Benjamin Svetkey in The Hollywood Reporter
Kaia Gerber and Homer Gere shot by Steven Meisel for Vogue September 2026 Cover Story
Kaia Gerber prompts BBL accusations in Alaïa F/W 2026
Kaia Gerber says she had an exorcism performed on her with a didgeridoo
Nymphet Alumni Ep. 6: The Milf-ification of Billie Eilish (Emergency Roundtable)
First look of Billie Eilish as Esther Greenwood on the set of The Bell Jar dir. Sarah Polley
Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone Official Teaser from HBO Max
“Happee Birthdae Harry” merch in the Harry Potter Japan Store
Poppi x RushTok x Love Island USA (exhibit A, exhibit B)
Jools Lebron original GoFundMe video and her Jeffree Star read
KATSEYE (캣츠아이) – “Hootie Frutti” (Official Music Video)
KATSEYE choreographer Grant Gilmore on TikTok
GUI GUI on Instagram
Ella Langley –“Be Her” (Official Music Video)
Ella Langley’s Shiner beer collab party trick
Ella Langley feat. “Stayin’ Alive” by the Bee Gees
“The Untold Story of Sierra Ferrell: Train-Hopping to Stardom” on YouTube
Stella Lefty – “Boston” Review in Pitchfork (“Stick Season” obsession evidence)
Coal miner, union activist, and singer Nimrod Workman performs the traditional Appalachian folk song “Oh Death”
A woman named “Chanty Beluga” introduces herself at a pool party
Evan Lazarus in defense of Chanty Beluga
Bodacious Humphrey Williams
Cristiano Ronaldo and Georgina Rodríguez’s wedding shot by Juergen Teller for Vogue



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Hi Nymphies — as summer comes to an end, we’re unlocking an all-time fan favorite: the Loner Girl episode. We hope the Loner Girl, with her layered knits and rich inner world, is a source of back-to-school inspiration as we head into fall. In this episode, we reflect on what we call the Loner Girl aesthetic, an eccentric style epitomized by the vulnerable yet spunky YA protagonistas of decades past, best accessorized with a messenger bag, sneaker flats, and a starry-eyed disposition. We reinvigorate the teen traumacore literary canon, including the works of John Green and Ellen Hopkins, and discuss its associated social phenomena, mental health themes, and expression through personal style. We also take stock of Manic Pixie Dream Girl discourse and discuss early-career Marc Jacobs, “Banal Eccentricity” at Prada, the forgotten appeal of eggplant purple, and our own personal thirteenth reasons ...Links:Image boardThirteen Reasons Why book cover stylingRelated aesthetics on CARI: Hipness Purgatory, Corporate GrungeWhen Miuccia Prada Invented Ugly Chic – NSS Mag (Prada S/S 1996)Marc Jacobs Fall 2005 RTWYour Fave is Problematic: John GreenThe Teen Whisperer (John Green 2014 New Yorker profile)Why John Green Likes Writing for Teenagers (2019 NYT interview)John Green and his Manic Pixie Dream Girls – LA Review of Books Mori-kei – Japanese Fashion Wiki


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This week, Alexi is joined by music critic and columnist Ella Dorn to unpack her viral essay declaring Giallobrutalism as the defining visual language of mid-2020s pop, informed by the stylish delirium of Italian giallo cinema and a pervasive unease about surveillance and stardom. We discuss the aesthetic’s formal signatures—cool temperatures, split diopters, painterly tableaux, and more— as well as the rise of early-onset popstar histrionics, the existential glamour of centripetal girls in centrifugal settings, and the decade’s watershed fashion moments so far, from Miu Miu micro-minis to Sandy Liang mega-bows. We also challenge the default Y2K reading of modern pop aesthetics, arguing for a closer look at their 20th-century antecedents, and reflect on our shared past as stans of doomed K-pop girl groups.
Links:
“‘Giallobrutalism,’ or why everything looks like that” by Ella Dorn on Fairyland!
Ella Dorn on Twitter
Fairyland! on Instagram
K-Pop Music Video Analysis w/ Alexi
One on Top of the Other (1969) dir. Lucio Fulci
A Lizard in a Woman’s Skin (1971) dir. Lucio Fulci
“Music, Fashion, Film is Charli xcx at her subversive best” by Ella Dorn in The New Statesman
Balenciaga F/W 2024
Film Noir and the Spaces of Modernity by Edward Dimendberg
“The realities of being a pop star” by Charli xcx on charli’s substack
Ep. 162: Crayola Casual
Ep. 102: Just Dance w/ Lexee Smith
Nicole Kidman wearing Miu Miu S/S 2022 for Vanity Fair’s 2022 Hollywood Issue cover
Sandy Liang S/S 2024
Our Aesthetic Categories: Zany, Cute, Interesting by Sianne Ngai
“In Defense of the Leopard Print Midi Skirt” in Paper magazine (the original @leopardmidiskirt Instagram account is GONE omg)
New Giallobrutalist canon entries we discuss: YENA (최예나) – “캐치 캐치 (Catch Catch)”, aespa 에스파 – “Switchblade (Feat. Ty Dolla $ign)”, Gracie Abrams – “Look at My Life”, ifeye (이프아이) – “r u ok?” , aespa エスパ – “KISS N TELL”
Bang Jae Yeob
LOONA/ODD EYE CIRCLE – “Sweet Crazy Love” (Official Music Video)
LOONA/Kim Lip – “Eclipse” (Official Music Video)
The iconic abandoned Brutalist building from every K-pop MV
Ghosts of My Life: Writings on Depression, Hauntology and Lost Futures by Mark Fisher
Federico Fellini: Painting in Film, Painting on Film by Hava Aldouby
no na - “honk!” (Official Music Video)
no na - “superstitious” (Official Music Video)
Elliot Shields on Instagram (creative consultant on Aespa’s “Kiss N Tell”)
Magic by Jolin Tsai 蔡依林
但是又何奈 by Louise Tsuei 崔苔菁
Rocket Girls 101 (火箭少女101) K-pop plagiarism overview
KiiiKiii on Instagram



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In this edition of Study Break, we discuss the questionable decisions behind the scenes of the Possession remake, the historical accuracy cottage industry reactivated by the release of The Odyssey, the latest in infidelity surveillance via Jay Guapo, and new releases from Adela, Tyla, and KATSEYE. We also highlight a recent cornucopia of Euroweird excellence from the Depardieu family’s blissful film festival outing to the fabulous brainrot opera debut of Beata Mona-Lisa, Greta Thunberg’s perplexingly buxom sister— plus we react to fashion announcements including Marine Serre’s bankruptcy and the upcoming John Galliano–themed Met Gala.Links:
Margaret Qualley and Callum Turner on the set of the Possession remake in New Jersey
Julie Depardieu and Philippe Katerine pose with their 2 sons Billy and Alfred at the Monte Carlo Television Festival (Alexi’s viral QRT)
Billy Blanchard at Jean-Paul Gaultier F/W 2026 Couture via Lyas
“EXCLUSIVE: Marine Serre Seeks Investor Amid Financial Restructuring” in WWD
The Met Announces the Spring 2027 Costume Institute Exhibition, John Galliano: Horizons
“John Galliano Returns to Fashion Via a Creative Partnership with Zara” in Vogue
“An Uncomplicated Man” (review of Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey) by Emily Wilson in The London Review of Books
Millie Bobby Brown responds to bad wig accusations on BBC Radio 1
@chthonicthorn on TikTok (Hellenistic practicioner?)
“Greta Thunberg’s Sister Beata Mona-Lisa Does the Splits” by Billy Parker in Interview
Beata Mona-Lisa on Instagram
Pianist Yuja Wang
Nymphet Alumni Ep. 114: Grisch
“The Folk Singer Linda Perhacs Is Found and Is Safe, Authorities Confirm” in The New York Times
Tyla - “THAT GIRL” (Official Music Video)
Nymphet Alumni Ep. 147: Cherry Emoji Dark Feminine
Tyla in custom Phoebe Pendergast polka dot hair clip at Disney with Kai Cenat
“Valley of the Marc Jacobs Dolls” by Carwyn McIntyre in ToBe
“The Surreal, Sublime Worlds of Szilveszter Makó” by Lauren Jackson in The New York Times
Adam Green’s Aladdin - Full Movie (Official) on YouTube
KATSEYE (캣츠아이) - “Animal” (Official Music Video)
KATSEYE EP 3 ‘WILD’ (Wild heart ver.) teaser images on Instagram
ADÉLA - “Ain’t In LA” (Official Music Video)
Gabbriette in custom Matières Fécales bridal
Andrea Mauri @babedrea33 on Instagram
“Married elite NYC lawyer, 45, is caught red-handed with underling, 29, in passionate Central Park rendezvous” in The Daily Mail
“How Leopold Aschenbrenner, the ‘golden child’ of the AI trade, was laid low” in The Financial Times



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In this episode, the ladies welcome America’s favorite game show host Ben Mora for a survey of the interior design landscape among Millennials and Gen Z. They discuss how bedroom stratigraphy reveals the history of interior design fads, the never-ending influence of the long ‘90s, the tyranny of mid-century modern, blackout curtain pleasure caves, Pinterest boards, the housing crisis, various gay predispositions, and more!
Interior Motives
Seeking Derangements
Ben’s profile in New York magazine!!
Printed out Pinterest Moodboard TikToks
$4,300 in missing rugs, online shame, 7 hours in NYPD custody: A stooping story
Samantha Wynn Greenstone (girl who married a gay guy and had a baby)
BBL Arab Gays
Tasteslop by Nemesis



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