Tommy's Brownload

Happy New Year you lovely people! Following Brownload tradition, we are giving you all the best bits of the “things we learnt” from 2025! We wanna say thanks for making this a great year for the Brownload - Here’s to more good times and lots more laughter for 2026!

Merry Christmas you filthy Brownload animals! We’re over at my Mum and Dad’s for this one and all of us are in full on party season! No prizes for guessing who’s had enough of the festivities already! Kej’s roast dinner doesn’t sound appealing and Priyanka Chopra is giving her other half secret desi medicines! Enjoy your holidays folks!

Lionel Messi has got everyone kicking off in Kolkata! There’s a new darts champion and he’s an “Apna”! Trump is suing the BBC, I’ve had incidents on the tubes and Kej is causing trouble with Jeremy Kyle! With Christmas round the corner, Uncle Sach is getting ready to treat his family… but it ain’t cheap!

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas! Xmas jumper season is here and we are all trying to get our monies worth! I’ve been to an old school RnB Ball and had a great time! Sach is getting approached by certain “organisations” via the post! And Kej has got news of a new Kelloggs desi cereal!

We don’t do politics… but there’s a new budget that’s been announced and a whole lot of complaints! Plus Kej is getting abused, I’m destroying myself and Sach is actually really into the Xmas spirit! He’s even got an idea for all the self employed people this festive season!