Twink Death

Q takes Biccy down the rabbit hole of the Dunkelgrafen before the boys weigh in on Guillermo Del Toro's Frankenstein (2025).

To celebrate the 20th anniversary of Twilight, resident redacted vampire Biccy takes the reins to discuss the decline of YA literature, whether the boys are Team Edward or Team Jacob, and to dive into the mind of angsty goth boy Rod Ferrell and the 1996 Vampire Clan murders.

Nap time’s over — the boys are back, and sadly, so is Ryan Murphy.In their Season 2 premiere, they unpack Luca Guadagnino’s post–#MeToo drama After the Hunt before Q autopsies Ryan Murphy’s latest Netflix slop, Monster: The Ed Gein Story, and his undying need to make everything gay and unwatchable.

In the final episode of Twink Death's first season, the boys unload on Weapons (2025), Q gives a mystical field report from his recent trip to Stonehenge, and together they put the final nail in the coffin of the abysmal And Just Like That. Plus: the eternal question—Dave or James Franco?Twink Death will return for Season 2 this Halloween.

This week, the boys take on Cruel Intentions (1999)—the teen movie that taught us it’s okay to be evil as long as you’re hot and rich. We talk cocaine-filled lockets, non-verbal Asian housemaids, and the death of the horny, mean-spirited teen movie.You can put it anywhere… just not in the culture anymore.