Your Aunties Could Never

The Aunties discuss a wild hypothetical: What would you do if you walked into your front room and every single one of your exes was sitting there? From "shit locks" and "perfect penis" gloating to actual secret families and fake ethnicities

She spent 15 years with a DL man, got HPV that turned into cervical cancer, and now he's expecting a baby with a 25 year old. Should she tell her?
The aunties are back and this one came out swinging. This week's listener letter has us deep in the ethics of DL men, the danger of staying silent, and what you actually owe women who don't know what you know. Then we shift into enemies of progress mode Jack Harlow calling his album "blacker," Charlamagne and Andrew Schulz's Oscar joke landing wrong, Louis Theroux letting the manosphere off too easy, and Belgium finally putting a 93 year old on trial for Patrice Lumumba's murder. Oh and we also need to talk about meningitis, Cuba, and what happens when all your exes end up in the same room.
⚡ DL men, HPV & cervical cancer should she warn the new girlfriend?
⚡ Jack Harlow says his album is "blacker" we are not okay
⚡ Charlamagne & Andrew Schulz's N-word Oscar joke: funny or enemy activity?
⚡ Louis Theroux's manosphere doc why did he let them off so light?
⚡ Patrice Lumumba, Belgium & the 93 year old diplomat finally facing trial
⚡ Meningitis outbreak how it shows up on dark skin & what to watch for
⚡ Cuba, Trump & a blockade that is actively killing people
⚡ What would you do if all your exes were in your living room?
This is the podcast for Black women who are done pretending everything is fine.
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Harvey Weinstein gives a DEFIANT interview from Rikers Island. Victoria Everest is back on the internet with ZERO apology and products to sell. A mum is moving to Dubai and leaving her kids — does she owe child support? The aunties are back and EP 281 is one for the books.
🏆 WE WON! Power of Woman Award — thank you to everyone who voted & to the judges.
DROP YOUR TAKES IN THE COMMENTS — Which topic hit different this week?
Charlotte's Child Support Drama: Moving to Dubai & Leaving the Kids
Welcome to the Family: Glamour UK & Wunmi Mosaku's Stunning Cover
Enemies of Progress: Victoria Everest Returns (No Apology)
Enemies of Progress: Harvey Weinstein's Defiant Prison Interview
Enemies of Progress: Erica Kirk & Turning Point USA Target High Schools
5 Black Women Found Dead By Water — Why Is Nobody Investigating?
Enemies of Progress: Black Brits, King Charles & Lack of Unity
Are ALL Billionaires Demons? Rihanna, Jay-Z & Beyoncé Included?
Trump, Netanyahu & The Bombing of Schoolchildren
January 6th Insurrectionist Gets Life Sentence for Child Abuse
Dunblane 30th Anniversary — What America Refuses to Learn
Aliens, Obama & What's Coming Next in 2026

Your favourite Aunties, Ak, Farrah and Nana are back ...
AUNTYVENTION
🫂 The Aunties intervene after Chyna from BKChat crossed the line following the already chaotic BKChat reunion. On a livestream he made disgusting comments mocking someone with sickle cell, insulting not just the person but a condition that disproportionately affects the Black community. With the creators of BKChat issuing a public statement & the ACLT charity weighing in. The Aunties unpack accountability, responsibility and why an older man in a young people’s space should know better. (Chyna's also an Enemy of Progress).
ENEMIES OF PROGRESS
🚩 Benjamin Netanyahu and Donald Trump for bombing Iran & kicking off a war that nobody asked for.
🚩 David & Victoria Beckham for publicly wishing Brooklyn a happy birthday despite his clear attempts to keep distance. Why do it publicly?
🚩 Shit DJs who can't be bothered to put effort into their playlists, ruining the dance for everyone. Do Better.
Make sure you tune in and expect real talk with nuance and receipts, flowers when they are due, messy dilemmas with no nonsense solutions.
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This week your favourite Aunties, Ak, Farrah and Nana, are joined by Marvyn Harrison and Nii Evans for an Extra Aunties special asking one big question: can Black men and Black women rebuild trust?
We get into protection versus control, emotional literacy, ego, accountability, parenting and the messages shaping young boys & girls today. How do we actually show up for each other, and are we building something healthier or just arguing louder?