Your Aunties Could Never

A woman sent 159k text messages to a man she'd met once.
The Aunties discuss a time when an ex has made them act out of absolute character. ...

Your favourite Aunties, Ak, Farrah and Nana are back with another packed episode.
AUNTYVENTION
🫂 On a date at a pricey restaurant, a woman orders the most expensive dishes, doesn’t finish then forgets her doggy bag in his car. Because she gave him a side hug, he assumes she’s not interested and ignores her call. The Aunties ask, is it his fault for choosing the expensive restaurant, or was she wrong to order big knowing she may not like him after the date?
WELCOME TO THE FAMILY
💐 Tayos’ Afro Mart, Orpington, officially opening its doors on the High Street and bringing culture, flavour and community to the area. We love to see it.
ENEMIES OF PROGRESS
🚩 America’s Next Top Model and Tyra Banks. The lack of accountability by everyone involved has the Aunties pissed off.
🚩 Are the white founders of Reggae Land Enemies for booking Burna Boy to headline one of the dates?
🚩 Billboard for labelling Rema a one hit wonder. Black rage baiting and arrogant ignorance all round?
🚩 Marco Rubio’s Munich speech about Western culture and heritage. Sounded a little racist to the Aunties.
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Your favourite Aunties, Ak, Farrah and Nana are back with another packed episode.
AUNTYVENTION
🫂 The Aunties unpack the Jamaica smuggling case involving Teraiya Stapleton and Geneviéve Was Teraiya’s mother right to call for public support? And what accountability looks like when public stories do not quite match up.
WELCOME TO THE FAMILY
💐 Mia Mottley on securing a historic third term as Prime Minister of Barbados, sweeping all 30 seats once again.
💐 Megan Thee Stallion and Klay Thompson for giving us Valentine’s soft life done properly.
💐 Cardi B for kicking off her world tour to rave reviews.
ENEMIES OF PROGRESS
🚩 Cardi B's rumoured to be ex, NFL star Stefon Diggs for his Super Bowl side quest behaviour.
🚩 Football pundit Simon Jordan for his TalkSport comments towards Eni Aluko, and the wider debate about whether Ian Wright should have spoken up and whether Eni is doing too much.
🚩 Donald Trump and MAGA reactions to Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl performance, plus Chris Brown and Ma$e adding their two pence.
🚩 Jim Ratcliffe, Manchester United co owner and INEOS chairman, for comments about immigration and claiming the UK has been colonised.
Make sure you tune in and expect real talk with nuance and receipts, flowers when they are due, messy dilemmas with no nonsense solutions.
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This week, your favourite Aunties are joined by Ms Banks as she steps into a major new chapter.
They talk her first ever tour, the release of her debut album South LDN Lover Girl, and her journey as a rapper coming out of South London. Ms Banks opens up about growth, confidence and the realities of relationships, knowing when to walk away and when something is worth fighting for.

This week, your favourite Aunties, Ak, Farrah and Nana are back with another packed episode.
They stage a powerful AUNTYVENTION, unpacking why reproductive coercion should be recognised as abuse, sparked by Liv Nervo’s experience with her child’s father and the wider implications for women’s autonomy and safety.
In WELCOME TO THE FAMILY, the Aunties give flowers to British Grammy winners Olivia Dean, FKA twigs, Cynthia Erivo and RAYE, with a special nod to Kendrick Lamar for becoming the most Grammy awarded rapper in history. They also offer controversial welcomes to Marjorie Taylor Greene and Candace Owens after their very public turn against MAGA.
In ENEMIES OF PROGRESS, Donald Trump lands back in the bin for racist attacks targeting the Obamas, a UK to Jamaica flight descends into chaos after hours of nonstop religious chanting, and the Aunties break down the Epstein files, with a clear reminder that being named does not equal guilt.
Expect real talk with nuance and receipts, flowers when they are due, and messy dilemmas with no nonsense solutions.
YouTube. Apple Podcasts. Spotify.
www.yourauntiescouldnever.com