Douze Points! - The Eurovision Podcast

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Australia’s Eurovision 2026 entry is here, and we’re not pretending to be calm about it. 
We have locked Liz, Sam and Bob in the bunker, water boarded them with vodka and got some far too honest answers. Which raises the big argument, is this a smart, safe pick designed to qualify, or a glossy decision that misunderstands what Eurovision audiences actually reward?

We give overseas listeners a crash course on Delta and the reason she can split a room in seconds. For us, the tension is never “can she sing?” It’s how she reads on stage, how genuine she feels, and whether the performance invites people in or keeps them at arm’s length.

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Slava Ukraine!
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A wildcard that somehow makes perfect sense: Eurovision 2026. The UK choice, Look Mum No Computer (Sam Battle), brings DIY synthesizer chaos, dry British humour, and genuine craft. We unpack his mad-scientist approach to building instruments from old electronics, why it inspires people to make things, and why his entry feels unusually authentic, even if the juries don’t know what to do with it.

Hit play for UK politics, UK economy context, and a surprisingly uplifting Eurovision turn. If you enjoy it, subscribe, share it with a mate, and leave us a review, what did you make of the format and the UK’s song?
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Eurovision 2026 Semi-Final One is hours away, and Estonia is the last country on our review list, so we go in fast and honest.

ou like Eurovision with real-world context, this is the nerdy sweet spot. 

Then it’s time for the main act: Vanilla Ninja. We revisit their chaotic, iconic early-2000s story, including that twist where an Estonian band represented Switzerland and snagged an eighth-place result, the rotating line-ups, the long disappearance, and the inevitable comeback. We also weigh up their 2026 song “Too Epic To Be True” and ask the big question: can nostalgia alone get them through a semi-final, or does the track need more bite to survive the vote? 

If you’ve got a shortlist brewing and you’re stuck on those final spots, come argue it out with us. Subscribe, share the ep with your Eurovision group chat, and leave a review, then tell us: does Estonia qualify?
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Veronica Fusaro representing Switzerland with “Alice”, a sweet, moody, hooky ballad about a lovelorn lesbian. We trace her path from The Voice of Switzerland to basement recordings, awards, big festival stages, and albums that chart at home, then get specific about why this track could outperform expectations with both juries and the public. If you’re building your Eurovision party trivia or trying to pick sleepers before the grand final, this one’s for you.

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