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Judge Bex

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Judge Bex
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  • Judge Bex

    Storytime hogger and early bedtime

    09/08/2026 | 26 mins.
    Kiran and Liam haul Kumi into court over his obsession with Kid Time Storytime, a puppet show they beg for morning, noon and night. Kiran has even drawn up a roster so everyone gets a fair turn to pick, but Kumi picks their show every single time, and when they don't get their way, out come the very long, very loud tantrums...
    Can they win back a share of the listening? And wait until you hear Kumi’s own story about a witch, a pterodactyl and a stolen pair of pants!
    Then nine-year-old Darcy takes her mum to court over bedtime. Darcy is sent up at half past six, the same time as her two-year-old cousin AJ, and doesn’t wake up until seven the next morning. Mum reckons she’d send her up even earlier, and starts talking rather fondly about Victorian children being seen and not heard...
    Judge Bex has done her research on how much sleep a nine-year-old actually needs. Is Mum about to lose this one?
    Got a case you need Judge Bex’s help with? Get to funkidslive.com/judgebex right now and let her know!
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    Messy barrister and the chocolate thief

    02/08/2026 | 22 mins.
    Court is in session and Judge Bex is up against her toughest opponent yet: a real-life barrister!
    Bonnie takes her dad to court over a serious double standard. He tells her to keep her room tidy while his own room is a dumping ground and he’s always on his bowling game, even though Bonnie isn’t allowed any mobile devices at all.
    Dad’s defence falls apart the moment he starts listing his clutter, because half of it turns out to be presents Bonnie gave him...
    Then Nathaniel accuses his dad of using chocolate as leverage. Ten minutes of violin practice earns a point, points earn chocolate, but he only gets to eat it once a week!
    Meanwhile Dad is on the sofa eating chocolate right in front of him and raiding the cooking chocolate too. His excuse? He’s protecting Nathaniel’s young teeth. Judge Bex is not convinced.
    Got a case you need Judge Bex’s help with? Get to funkidslive.com/judgebex right now and let her know!
    Support the show: https://funkidslive.com/plus
    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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    Judge Bex is HATED

    26/07/2026 | 23 mins.
    Matty might just be the busiest kid in the country: French horn lessons, wind band, Brownies where she's a Kelpie and a sixer, sewing club, chess, dance, LEGO club, Eco Council... the list goes on and on.
    The problem? Mum will only let her press play on Judge Bex the day before the next episode drops, because the new episodes are far too exciting for bedtime and keep Matty wide awake! With five episodes now stacking up unlistened, can Judge Bex find a fair verdict, especially once Matty's brother Ollie boldly claims he HATES the show?
    Then, Poppy vs Mum, where the charge is mortifying "mum dancing" every single time Fun Kids comes on, particularly in front of Poppy's friends out in the garden.
    Mum pleads guilty to embarrassing her daughter on purpose because the reaction is just too good... but is a good old kitchen disco really a crime?
    Support the show: https://funkidslive.com/plus
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    Dog in the dock and a bedtime lighting battle

    18/07/2026 | 20 mins.
    Sisters Tamara and Lolly share a bedroom but can't agree on the lights. Tamara needs total darkness to fall asleep; Lolly loves the warm glow of a Himalayan salt lamp — which, in a shock twist, actually belongs to their brother Zach, who bought it for his asthma years ago.
    With Mum called as a witness, can Judge Bex find a ruling that keeps everyone happy?
    Meanwhile, there's a dog in the dock! Sari puts the family dog Nala — a nine-month-old black labradoodle with very sharp teeth — on trial for chewing up Mum's beloved cashmere chair.
    But with Dad the only one home when the crime took place, the finger of blame starts swinging his way... Will Nala walk free? Connor has one rule: never, ever blame the dog.
    Got a case you need Judge Bex's help with? Get to funkidslive.com/judgebex right now and let her know!
    Support the show: https://funkidslive.com/plus
    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
  • Judge Bex

    Screen time on trial

    11/07/2026 | 18 mins.
    Maya's fed up. Every time she's told to put her screen down and go read or draw, her dad's sitting right beside her... scrolling through Instagram! Is that fair? It's a classic case of "do as I say, not as I do" and Judge Bex is not impressed.
    Then it's Thomas versus Mum. Thomas has saved up his own money and he's desperate to buy an XBOX but Mum reckons it's the first step to becoming a "tech monster," and worries the console is just the start of a very long (and very expensive) list. Can Thomas prove he can be trusted, or will Mum win the day?
    Got a case you need Judge Bex's help with? Get to funkidslive.com/judgebex right now and let her know!
    Support the show: https://funkidslive.com/plus
    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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About Judge Bex
Do you have a dispute with your parents, friend, or sibling that you need settled in the court of Bex? She's decided to dust off her Law Degree (that’s a thing she has!) and bring the court room to you. Maybe your parents are withholding pocket money unfairly? Maybe your sibling is blaming you for losing their favourite toy? Maybe your best friend didn’t complete their dare properly? Bex and her team of ace attorneys review each case with a fine tooth-comb to deliver verdicts that are definitely legally binding.
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