Glaswegians Anonymous

Gary Faulds and Darren Connell are back for Episode 53, bringing the usual chaotic mix of Glasgow banter, football debates, and highly questionable life choices.

This week, Gary tries his best to stay humble about Rangers winning, while the boys discuss Oasis playing Celtic Park and whether Darren would ever set foot in Ibrox for a gig. We also dive into some deep movie analysis as Gary tries to figure out Shutter Island, and things get personal when Darren shares a stalker message from a fan who spotted him in the wild.

Later, it's a deep dive into health and fitness—from taking pre-workout to Darren getting absolutely roasted for a chaotic lunch of eggs, sardines, and pickles (and the concerning flatulence that followed). Plus, Gary’s love for Catholic Mass, Darren learning The Sash, their worst-ever moments dying on stage, and the ultimate hypothetical: how would they renovate M&D’s with a billion pounds?In this episode:

Gary being humble about Rangers winning
Oasis playing at Celtic Park for Noel’s 60th
Would Darren go to a gig at Ibrox?
Gary tries to figure out Shutter Island
Darren’s Uncle Gerry’s mental health
The boys talk pre-workout
Gary’s love for Catholic Mass & Darren learns The Sash
Celtic vs. Rangers: Which past players would they want back?Gary roasts Darren’s plate (eggs, sardines, and pickles)
The concerning farts off the back of Darren's lunch
Darren goes over his daily diet
Stand-up horror stories: The worst time dying on stage
Billion-pound budget: Renovating M&D’s Scotland's Theme Park

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Welcome back to another chaotic episode of Glaswegians Anonymous!
This week, Darren and Gary are diving headfirst into the madness with some of the most unhinged chat and revelations yet. From royal intruders to unexpected family trees, nothing is off limits.In this episode, the boys get into:
The Ultimate Question: Would Gary pump Darren?True Crime Confessions: Who takes the top spot as their favourite serial killer?
Social Media Antics: We dissect Darren’s shameless social media thirst traps.
Digital Detox: Could the boys actually survive without their phones for a full year?
Military Material: Would Darren step up and join the army if he got called up? (Plus, Gary breaks down his absolute favourite army rations).
Criminal Connections: Gary reveals he’s apparently the 7th twice-removed cousin of Bonnie from Bonnie & Clyde.
Undercover Operations: Would Gary risk going to a Celtic game in disguise?
Written in the Stars: The boys check their star signs for the day—do their horoscopes prove they’re a perfect match?
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The boys are back! After a brief (and dramatic) break up, Darren and Gary have reunited because, let’s be honest, ending the podcast at the Edinburgh Fringe live show would have been far too embarrassing.In this chaotic 51st episode, the lads recap their Fringe live show and cover everything from morning TV nostalgia to international terrorism. September is officially here, which means Gary is thriving in his autumn era and dragging Darren down a rabbit hole of 9/11 conspiracies and questionable Bin Laden history (spoiler: Pakistan didn’t hide him). Congratulations to the podcast for officially making an FBI watchlist.Also in this episode: The Billy Moore Experience: Darren talks about his encounter and the ensuing press coverage. RIP Dolly: The boys mourn the "passing" of Dolly Parton, with Darren making his physical intentions crystal clear. The Ultimate Dilemma: Who would you rather pump—Si Ferry or Slanny? Scandals & Gigs: A deep dive into the Who Wants to Be a Millionaire coughing scam, plus Gary recounts a wildly surreal gig with Mr. Blobby. Medical Marvels: Gary shares the grim and horrifying tale of the "infected belly button tap." Political Crushes: Gary confesses his undying love for "PM" Andy Burnham.Upcoming Live Shows!Tickets are officially on sale for the December live shows in Glasgow and Dundee. Grab yours before they sell out!https://www.garyfaulds.co.uk/

Welcome to a massive milestone—Episode 50 of Glaswegians Anonymous! We’ve hit the big five-0, and the patter is as chaotic as ever.
As you can probably guess from the title, "Every Fart's a Fear", we're in top form this week.
We kick things off with Gary issuing a formal (well, sort of) apology for his ADHD completely taking over the "Two Diddies" episode.
With the 2026 Glasgow Commonwealth Games officially launching this week, the boys get to thinking: what exactly should go into the official "Glasgow Welcome Pack" for visiting athletes?
Plus, we talk swally and scran. Darren goes on a legendary rant about his absolute hatred for IPAs, we ask if anyone has actually survived a can of Super Lager, and we finally get to the bottom of Darren’s infamous "Omelette Gate" at the China Sea.
Gary also drops his recommendation for the best Indian in the city.For the tourists (and the locals), we review Glasgow's top TripAdvisor attractions, share our own personal top tier things to do, and discuss our favourite things about the city's two footballing cathedrals: Celtic Park and Ibrox. Finally, we pull back the curtain on the comedy scene to talk about drinking before gigs, and reminisce about the traditional Glasgow method for teaching weans how to swim... just chuck 'em straight in the deep end!

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Welcome back to another absolute belter of an episode! This week on Glaswegians Anonymous, Darren is joined by the absolute legends themselves, The Two Diddies.
Fair warning: the energy in this room is completely off the charts. Get ready for a massive catch-up packed with pure chaos, heavy banter, and an ending you won't want to miss.
🎙️ In This Episode, We Cover:
The Origin Story: How the boys actually met and became the duo you know and love.
The Weight Loss Debate: Honest opinions and no-nonsense chat about weight loss drugs, modern methods, and what actually works.
The New Gym: Exclusive chat about the grand opening of their brand-new gym—what to expect and how they built it.
Glasgow Grub: The ultimate guide to their absolute favourite places to eat in the city.
The Breaking Point: You need to stick around for the end. Watch poor Darren finally snap as the collective ADHD takes over, resulting in a glorious shouting match where absolutely nobody can get a single word in edgeways.
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