Glaswegians Anonymous

The boys are back! After a brief (and dramatic) break up, Darren and Gary have reunited because, let’s be honest, ending the podcast at the Edinburgh Fringe live show would have been far too embarrassing.In this chaotic 51st episode, the lads recap their Fringe live show and cover everything from morning TV nostalgia to international terrorism. September is officially here, which means Gary is thriving in his autumn era and dragging Darren down a rabbit hole of 9/11 conspiracies and questionable Bin Laden history (spoiler: Pakistan didn’t hide him). Congratulations to the podcast for officially making an FBI watchlist.Also in this episode: The Billy Moore Experience: Darren talks about his encounter and the ensuing press coverage. RIP Dolly: The boys mourn the "passing" of Dolly Parton, with Darren making his physical intentions crystal clear. The Ultimate Dilemma: Who would you rather pump—Si Ferry or Slanny? Scandals & Gigs: A deep dive into the Who Wants to Be a Millionaire coughing scam, plus Gary recounts a wildly surreal gig with Mr. Blobby. Medical Marvels: Gary shares the grim and horrifying tale of the "infected belly button tap." Political Crushes: Gary confesses his undying love for "PM" Andy Burnham.Upcoming Live Shows!Tickets are officially on sale for the December live shows in Glasgow and Dundee. Grab yours before they sell out!https://www.garyfaulds.co.uk/

Welcome to a massive milestone—Episode 50 of Glaswegians Anonymous! We’ve hit the big five-0, and the patter is as chaotic as ever.
As you can probably guess from the title, "Every Fart's a Fear", we're in top form this week.
We kick things off with Gary issuing a formal (well, sort of) apology for his ADHD completely taking over the "Two Diddies" episode.
With the 2026 Glasgow Commonwealth Games officially launching this week, the boys get to thinking: what exactly should go into the official "Glasgow Welcome Pack" for visiting athletes?
Plus, we talk swally and scran. Darren goes on a legendary rant about his absolute hatred for IPAs, we ask if anyone has actually survived a can of Super Lager, and we finally get to the bottom of Darren’s infamous "Omelette Gate" at the China Sea.
Gary also drops his recommendation for the best Indian in the city.For the tourists (and the locals), we review Glasgow's top TripAdvisor attractions, share our own personal top tier things to do, and discuss our favourite things about the city's two footballing cathedrals: Celtic Park and Ibrox. Finally, we pull back the curtain on the comedy scene to talk about drinking before gigs, and reminisce about the traditional Glasgow method for teaching weans how to swim... just chuck 'em straight in the deep end!

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Welcome back to another absolute belter of an episode! This week on Glaswegians Anonymous, Darren is joined by the absolute legends themselves, The Two Diddies.
Fair warning: the energy in this room is completely off the charts. Get ready for a massive catch-up packed with pure chaos, heavy banter, and an ending you won't want to miss.
🎙️ In This Episode, We Cover:
The Origin Story: How the boys actually met and became the duo you know and love.
The Weight Loss Debate: Honest opinions and no-nonsense chat about weight loss drugs, modern methods, and what actually works.
The New Gym: Exclusive chat about the grand opening of their brand-new gym—what to expect and how they built it.
Glasgow Grub: The ultimate guide to their absolute favourite places to eat in the city.
The Breaking Point: You need to stick around for the end. Watch poor Darren finally snap as the collective ADHD takes over, resulting in a glorious shouting match where absolutely nobody can get a single word in edgeways.
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Gary and Darren are back in the hot seats for Episode 48, bringing you another essential dose of top-tier Glasgow banter and completely unsolicited opinions.
This week, the boys dive into the usual rundown of the week’s madness, get derailed by a few guaranteed tangents, and finally explain the hilarious (and slightly concerning) context behind this week's belter of an episode title, "If scant your dead body."
Whether they're navigating local grievances, dissecting absolute nonsense, or just trying to survive the week, Gary and Darren have got it covered.
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The lost Patreon tape from May has finally escaped the vault!
Because Producer Paul absolutely fucked the schedule and went on holiday, we are dropping this absolute madness into the main feed. If you think the standard episodes are wild, the Patreon specials are on a completely different level of mental.
In this episode:
* The ultimate audio mix-up: Darren explains how he accidentally watched food porn with gay porn audio blasting over it.
* Cult leader Gary: Gary officially expresses his deep love of cults and what it would take to get him to join one.
* The Japanese restaurant incident: Gary deliberately triggers Darren’s autism in public.
* Peter Powers hypnosis: Gary recalls watching his aunty doing something very special on stage at a hypnosis show.
* Mind control: The boys discuss exactly what they would make each other do if they had the power of hypnosis.
* Family support: Darren reveals his mentally ill uncle’s brutal take on his stand-up comedy career.
* Title Weekend: A little throwback to that massive weekend in May when this was originally recorded.
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