Lousy Advice

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(00:00) - Welcome back to season two and the reality of a low-budget podcast
(02:14) - Rory's new shirt and the ongoing wardrobe struggle
(05:50) - Holly’s difficulty relaxing and her scheduled approach to fun
(08:15) - The unconventional advice: sleeping through arguments
(09:35) - The bizarre world of jazzing and vajazzling fantasies
(12:00) - Holly's startup ideas and the failed clothing line
(13:21) - The chaotic mug business and the idea of collectibles
(17:45) - Holly’s blonde transformation and the societal perks of blondness
(22:10) - The humorous trouble with ASOS bans and the quest for body measurements
(25:20) - The age-old evangelism for student discounts versus adult discounts
(27:45) - Rory’s chill attitude versus Holly’s constant stress
(29:45) - The humorous critique of WhatsApp communication and alternative methods
(36:02) - The playful mockery of character traits: Holly’s psycho WhatsApp points
(40:01) - The nostalgic idea of a landline and simplified communication
(44:02) - A playful look at Rory’s potential podcast topics and interests
(48:48) - The daunting wedding plans and the reality of modern celebrations
(50:51) - The humorous "least" goals: changing surnames, avoiding prenups, and more
(55:15) - The awkwardness of small talk at engagement events
(57:16) - Rory’s fashion and style aspirations
(58:00) - The importance of not setting unrealistic goals and embracing imperfection
(58:34) - Final piece of lousy advice: bring back the Vajazzle and simplify communication
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It’s the last visit to Lousy Digest HQ of 2025 and this season finale is packed full of questionable advice.

CEO/Editor Holly tells us why people who read books are smug. Do they even read them or are they pretending?? Kingtern Rory is on his best behaviour this week after some online heat, so does a lot of agreeing with his boss.

There’s all the Lousy New Year’s advice you could ever need, a demand for a dating app for friends and Rory finally says something nice about Holly when we hear what has been learned from Season 1.

Bye Babe xx

Produced by: The Sheriff

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In case you haven't noticed, it's nearly Christmas. So CEO/Editor Holly and Kingtern Rory are wrapping this week's podcast in Lousy Advice about all things festive.

You'll find out why they have never spent Christmas together, and it's not because either of them are embarrassed about their inappropriate office romance.

There's also virtual knicker twisting, some hilarious fxck up fridays and a lot of potato.

Bye Babe xx

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If you thought CEO/Editor Holly and Kingtern Rory’s workplace relationship was a bit questionable, we’ve got some news for you… they’re living together!

But how did it come about? What mistakes did they make? Who has the nicer poo toilet?! All these lousy questions and many more are answered on this week’s podcast which is all about moving in together.

We’re talking choosing the house, dishing out chores, splitting the bills, buying awful sofas and keeping the relationship fresh with shared hobbies and mismatched Padel scores.

Sadly there are absolutely no pets and still no knickers getting drilled.

Bye Babe xx

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We’re swiping right on this week’s pod and giving you some incredibly Lousy Advice about dating apps. From cutting your fit friends out of your photos to when to reply to not look too desperate, we’ve got you covered.

But if like CEO/Editor Holly and Kingtern Rory, you’ve already found the one/settled/compromised then don’t worry because it’s not all dating chat. There’s the usual casual laundry chat, twisted knickers and fxck up fridays PLUS we find out what a pickle Nigel got in on the Center Parcs rapids.

Don’t take our word for it though!

Bye Babe xx

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