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After Richard somehow turned a nice family day out into a 40 mile ramble through Hastings, SATs week stress, birthday chaos, and me completely failing at time management… Episode 14 is a slightly unhinged one.
This week on Cockney & Son:
• Bit of a Natter
 The aftermath of the “short walk” that nearly finished us off, SATs stress, and surviving another busy week
• Adam & Eve It
 Zebra crossings… why does nobody stop anymore?
• Say It Like Steve
 Politics, pavement works taking 120 days, and why everyone just needs to slow down a bit
• Bleedin’ Dad Jokes
 Questionable jokes, terrible punchlines, and chaos as always
Real life, random opinions, and complete nonsense. Exactly how we like it.
If your family weekends somehow always end in exhaustion… this one’s for you.

🎧 Cockney & Son: Two Generations, One London
New episodes every week – unfiltered chat, real opinions, and a proper bit of banter between father and son.
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This week on Cockney & Son, things get surprisingly dramatic… because Dad’s officially been recognised in public and it may have gone straight to his head.
From bank holiday chaos, soaked pedalo disasters and planning the girly’s birthday party, to SATs week stress and the debate around schools closing for polling stations, Lew and Steve are back with another honest, funny and completely unfiltered episode.
This week’s Adam & Eve It tackles the frustration around school attendance fines, inset days and election week closures… while Say It Like Steve dives into the growing conversation around weight loss jabs, dieting and whether modern life is making healthy living harder than ever.
Plus there’s terrible dad jokes, old-school opinions, and a reminder that none of us actually remember Year 6 maths.
If you like proper conversations, a bit of nostalgia and two generations trying to make sense of modern life… this one’s for you.

🎧 Cockney & Son: Two Generations, One London
New episodes every week – unfiltered chat, real opinions, and a proper bit of banter between father and son.
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This week on Cockney & Son, we’re back with another chaotic catch up as we dive into a packed family weekend, from beach adventures and birthday celebrations to garden projects and pre teen excuses for being too tired for school.
In Adam & Eve It, Steve tackles Britain’s pothole epidemic, sharing his brutally honest thoughts on the state of UK roads, why they seem worse than ever and what really needs fixing.
In Say It Like Steve, dad answers a listener’s personal question about why he never remarried, with his usual honest, unfiltered style.
Plus, the Bleedin’ Dad Jokes return with more questionable humour.
Real life, proper opinions and plenty of laughs.

🎧 Cockney & Son: Two Generations, One London
New episodes every week – unfiltered chat, real opinions, and a proper bit of banter between father and son.
Got a question or topic you want my dad’s take on?
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Back to reality… and it’s chaos.
After what feels like half a year of kids being off, back-to-back holidays, ferry trips, theme parks, and a household bug wiping Rich out, we’re finally back behind the mics — just about holding it together.
This week on Cockney & Son:
Bit of a Natter: The madness of post-Easter life, juggling kids, travel, and trying to get back into some sort of routine
Adam & Eve It: Tube Strike 2.0 — have they gone too far this time? Honest opinions incoming
Say It Like Steve: “Most people overthink things that don’t really matter” — and why we all need to just crack on sometimes
Bleedin’ Dad Jokes: Dark, questionable… and probably our best/worst yet
Real life, proper opinions, and a lot of chaos — just how we like it.
If you’ve ever needed a break after a break… this one’s for you.

🎧 Cockney & Son: Two Generations, One London
New episodes every week – unfiltered chat, real opinions, and a proper bit of banter between father and son.
Got a question or topic you want my dad’s take on?
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This week… we’ve completely lost the plot.
No “then vs now,” no deep chats — just a full-on Bleedin’ Dad Joke head-to-head.
Five jokes each.
No filter.
No mercy.
Just ten absolutely terrible jokes.
While Lew’s off living his best life on holiday, we didn’t want to leave you hanging — so we’ve pre-recorded this chaotic special where it’s Dad vs Son to see who actually delivers the better (or worse) punchlines.
From immortal cats to questionable woodworking courses… it’s exactly what you’d expect — and somehow worse.
👉 We need you to decide the winner:
Was it Lew or Steve?
Drop us a message, comment, or DM and cast your vote.
Short, painful, and definitely not award-winning… but if you made it to the end — fair play.
Follow, subscribe, leave a review, and we’ll be back next week with a proper episode.
🎧 Cockney & Son: Two Generations, One London
New episodes every week – unfiltered chat, real opinions, and a proper bit of banter between father and son.
Got a question or topic you want my dad’s take on?
Send it over on Instagram: @twodadsinlondon 
Thanks for listening — if you enjoyed it, give us a follow, leave a rating, and share it with someone who remembers when milk came in bottles.