FILTHY @ FIVE (FILTHY FELLAS)

WE STEPPED IN A TIME MACHINE (SORT OF) AND REACT TO THE MADNESS THAT WAS THE AFCON 2026 FINAL.
THE MANCHESTER DERBY LEFT MAN CITY 7 PTS ADRIFT OF LEAGUE LEADERS ARSENAL, WHO WERE UNABLE TO CAPITALISE AT THE CITY GROUND AFTER A CERTAIN INDIVIDUAL CHANNELED HIS INNER EDDIE GUERRERO TO ROB ARSENAL OF A PENALTY…
WE ALSO LOOK AT SUMMERVILLE’S SMALL SHIRT, AS WELL AS LOOK AHEAD TO SUNDAY’S GAME BETWEEN ARSENAL AND MANCHESTER UNITED.

THERE WAS A LOT OF UPROAR AFTER THE ARSENAL VS LIVERPOOL GAME OVER THE WAY GARY NEVILLE LAID INTO MARTINELLI.
IT GOT US THINKING ABOUT THESE PUNDITS AND WHETHER THEY ACTUALLY HAVE THE RIGHT TO SPEAK LIKE THAT, WHAT KIND OF MESSAGE IT SENDS TO THEIR AUDIENCES FROM THEIR BROADCASTER, AND, ULTIMATELY, WHAT GIVES THEM THE RIGHT TO CHAT S**T IN THE FIRST PLACE.

IT WAS JUST ONE OF THOSE WEEKENDS… 
JOHN ROONEY AND FRANNY JEFFERS CAUSED THE BIGGEST UPSET IN FA CUP HISTORY AS MACCLESFIELD TOWN KNOCKED OUT THE HOLDERS! 
WEST HAM GOT A TASTE OF CHAMPIONSHIP FOOTBALL… 
…TOMMY ROBINSON TWEETED LIPPY…
…AND IS  IMMIGRATION THE REASON WHY THE PREMIER LEAGUE IS MORE COMPETITIVE NOW THAN EVER?!

IN 2026 STEVO WANTS TO BECOME A MAGICIAN.
IN 2026 THE MANDEM WANT TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL FULL OF A GROUP OF STUDENTS THEIR AGE.
IN 2026 THE CARABOA CUP SEMI-FINAL IS STILL TWO LEGS. 
IN 2026 WE COULD SEE THE NEW OFFSIDE RULE INTRODUCED.

CROWD YOU US A MY BAD! 
RUBIN AMORIM HAS BEEN SACKED AND OG CROWD MEMBER DARREN FLETCHER TAKES CHARGE (FOR NOW) 
ELSE WHERE WEST HAM ARE IN SERIOUS TROUBLE AND TURNS OUT STEVO THE MADMAN CAN’T WAIT FOR WEST HAM TO BE BACK IN THE CHAMPIONSHIP…
CHELSEA ALSO SACK THEIR MANAGER AND HAVE NOW APPOINTED EX-HULL CITY PLAYER AND NOW EX-STRAUSBURG MANAGER LIAM ROSENIOR. 
ARSENAL PLAY LIVERPOOL NEXT AND WILL BE DETERMINED TO KEEP THEIR LEAD AT THE TOP IN TACT AGAINST A SLIGHTLY OUT OF FORM MANCHESTER CITY.