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Helen's Log

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  • Helen's Log

    Ep 33. Condiments, Capitalism, Costumes with Desiree Burch

    09/04/2026 | 1h
    Helen’s heading to Bilbao but before Fleet goes on tour we have the incredible Desiree Birch with us! It’s time to get stuck in to stuffed crusts, credit cards, body shelves, dismantling systems, Winnie the Pooh and answering Helen’s dad’s question “How many people in the audience?”

    TW: This episode features discussion of eating disorders, death and grief which some listeners may find upsetting.

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    https://www.instagram.com/destheray/?hl=en-gb

    Tickets to see Desiree!
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    Thank to our sweet Loggys and of course all the LOGGERS:

    Aisling McGlinchey, Alex McPugh, Amy Fitzgerald, Amy Sheppered, Anthony Conway, Asa, Bonnie Drough, Catriona Windsor, Charley, Charlie T, Charlotte Weemes, Claire Owen-Jones, Claire Scott, Chris S, Daisy Longshaw, David Hunter, Dean Michael,Dom W-D, Dougie Robertson, Dylan Moorhead, Ellen Watson, Emilie, Emma, Fayt Grady, Gemma, Helen A, Jack Blomfield, James Goulding, Jan, Jemma Anglesea, Jen Aitken, Jessica Allan, Jessica Birch, Jocelyn Hughes, Josie Perkins, Kate Thompson, Kathryn, Kelly C, Klo, Kristine Martin, Lisa Gee, Lizzi Fort, Luke Bright, Meg Hamilton, Melissa, Natalie Ford, Neil Redmond, Niki stefannof, Noëlle Bucher, Olivia, Peter New, Rachel, Rachel smith, Rebecca Locke, River, Rochelle Harker, Sadie Cashmore, Sally Galula, Sammie Duke, Sarah Bell, Sarah Deakin, Scarlett Scrimshaw, Serena Painting, Simon Moores, Sooby Lynch, Sophie, Sophie Chivers, Stefanie Catracchia, Steven Chicken, Tamsyne Smith-Harding, Tina Linsey, Trina McTsai

    This episode features Holly De Angelis as Producer and was edited by Oli Seymour for Audio Always.

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
  • Helen's Log

    Ep 32. Balloons, Bags, Barefoot

    02/04/2026 | 56 mins.
    Helen’s still not smoking so we’re celebrating with hypothetical party bags. Grab one and join us for today’s topics: the G spot, night outs, new comer competitions, Tooting Common, getting older and having a piss on the Strand.

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    To hear more join Patreon
    https://www.patreon.com/helenslog

    Or watch full episodes on YouTube
    https://www.youtube.com/@HelenBaBauer

    Helen’s Instagram
    https://www.instagram.com/helenbabauer

    Buy our Helen’s Log merch!
    https://visualanticsapparel.com/collections/helens-log-podcast

    Thank to our sweet Loggys and of course all the LOGGERS:
    Aisling McGlinchey, Alex McPugh, Amy Fitzgerald, Amy Sheppered, Anthony Conway, Asa, Bonnie Drough, Catriona Windsor, Charley, Charlie T, Charlotte Weemes, Claire Owen-Jones, Claire Scott, Chris S, Daisy Longshaw, David Hunter, Dean Michael,Dom W-D, Dougie Robertson, Dylan Moorhead, Ellen Watson, Emilie, Emma, Fayt Grady, Gemma, Helen A, Jack Blomfield, James Goulding, Jan, Jemma Anglesea, Jen Aitken, Jessica Allan, Jessica Birch, Jocelyn Hughes, Josie Perkins, Kate Thompson, Kathryn, Kelly C, Klo, Kristine Martin, Lisa Gee, Lizzi Fort, Luke Bright, Meg Hamilton, Melissa, Natalie Ford, Neil Redmond, Niki stefannof, Noëlle Bucher, Olivia, Peter New, Rachel, Rachel smith, Rebecca Locke, River, Rochelle Harker, Sadie Cashmore, Sally Galula, Sammie Duke, Sarah Bell, Sarah Deakin, Scarlett Scrimshaw, Serena Painting, Simon Moores, Sooby Lynch, Sophie, Sophie Chivers, Stefanie Catracchia, Steven Chicken, Tamsyne Smith-Harding, Tina Linsey, Trina McTsai

    This episode features Holly De Angelis as Producer and was edited by Oli Seymour for Audio Always.

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
  • Helen's Log

    Ep 31. Pencil cases, Pocahontas, Paris with Stevie Martin

    26/03/2026 | 1h 3 mins.
    Why do we bow in church? And what exactly is a boob spot? Just two of the important questions discussed in this week's episode. We’ve got such a brilliant guest with us and naturally Helen and Stevie are diving straight into describing their perfect pencil cases. Warning: there will be gel pens, school discos, Austin Powers and IBS along the way.

    Email us!
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    To hear more join Patreon
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    Or watch full episodes on YouTube
    https://www.youtube.com/@HelenBaBauer

    Helen’s Instagram
    https://www.instagram.com/helenbabauer

    Buy our Helen’s Log merch!
    https://visualanticsapparel.com/collections/helens-log-podcast

    Stevies’ Instagram:
    https://www.instagram.com/5teviem/

    Buy Tickets to Stevies’ tour:
    https://steviemartin.com/
    Please don’t forget to give us 5 stars wherever you hear your podcasts and recommend us to your friends.

    Thank to our sweet Loggys and of course all the LOGGERS:
    Aisling McGlinchey, Alex McPugh, Amy Fitzgerald, Amy Sheppered, Anthony Conway, Asa, Bonnie Drough, Catriona Windsor, Charley, Charlie T, Charlotte Weemes, Claire Owen-Jones, Claire Scott, Chris S, Daisy Longshaw, David Hunter, Dean Michael,Dom W-D, Dougie Robertson, Dylan Moorhead, Ellen Watson, Emilie, Emma, Fayt Grady, Gemma, Helen A, Jack Blomfield, James Goulding, Jan, Jemma Anglesea, Jen Aitken, Jessica Allan, Jessica Birch, Jocelyn Hughes, Josie Perkins, Kate Thompson, Kathryn, Kelly C, Klo, Kristine Martin, Lisa Gee, Lizzi Fort, Luke Bright, Meg Hamilton, Melissa, Natalie Ford, Neil Redmond, Niki stefannof, Noëlle Bucher, Olivia, Peter New, Rachel, Rachel smith, Rebecca Locke, River, Rochelle Harker, Sadie Cashmore, Sally Galula, Sammie Duke, Sarah Bell, Sarah Deakin, Scarlett Scrimshaw, Serena Painting, Simon Moores, Sooby Lynch, Sophie, Sophie Chivers, Stefanie Catracchia, Steven Chicken, Tamsyne Smith-Harding, Tina Linsey, Trina McTsai

    This episode features Holly De Angelis as Producer and was edited by Oli Seymour for Audio Always.

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
  • Helen's Log

    Ep 30. Collagen, Cigarettes, Cartilage

    19/03/2026 | 56 mins.
    It’s a spring solo ep and Helen’s brought in a collagen sachet and has a nicotine patch firmly attached to her boob for the occasion. No better way to start talking about quitting, asthma, screen time and the new disney film, Hoppers. We’ve also got a little taster on starting stand up (more of this in the extra episode on patreon). Happy listening!

    Email us!
    [email protected]

    To hear more join Patreon
    https://www.patreon.com/helenslog

    Or watch full episodes on YouTube
    https://www.youtube.com/@HelenBaBauer

    Helen’s Instagram
    https://www.instagram.com/helenbabauer

    Buy our Helen’s Log merch!
    https://visualanticsapparel.com/collections/helens-log-podcast

    Please don’t forget to give us 5 stars wherever you hear your podcasts and recommend us to your friends.

    Thank to our sweet Loggys and of course all the LOGGERS:
    Aisling McGlinchey, Alex McPugh, Amy Fitzgerald, Amy Sheppered, Anthony Conway, Asa, Bonnie Drough, Catriona Windsor, Charley, Charlie T, Charlotte Weemes, Claire Owen-Jones, Claire Scott, Chris S, Daisy Longshaw, David Hunter, Dean Michael,Dom W-D, Dougie Robertson, Dylan Moorhead, Ellen Watson, Emilie, Emma, Fayt Grady, Gemma, Helen A, Jack Blomfield, James Goulding, Jan, Jemma Anglesea, Jen Aitken, Jessica Allan, Jessica Birch, Jocelyn Hughes, Josie Perkins, Kate Thompson, Kathryn, Kelly C, Klo, Kristine Martin, Lisa Gee, Lizzi Fort, Luke Bright, Meg Hamilton, Melissa, Natalie Ford, Neil Redmond, Niki stefannof, Noëlle Bucher, Olivia, Peter New, Rachel, Rachel smith, Rebecca Locke, River, Rochelle Harker, Sadie Cashmore, Sally Galula, Sammie Duke, Sarah Bell, Sarah Deakin, Scarlett Scrimshaw, Serena Painting, Simon Moores, Sooby Lynch, Sophie, Sophie Chivers, Stefanie Catracchia, Steven Chicken, Tamsyne Smith-Harding, Tina Linsey, Trina McTsai

    This episode features Holly De Angelis as Producer and was edited by Oli Seymour for Audio Always.

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
  • Helen's Log

    Ep 29. Hamilton, Hymens, Hairwash with Rosie Jones

    12/03/2026 | 1h 1 mins.
    It’s a glorious day because we have longtime fan of the pod and dear friend, Rosie Jones in the studio with us. It’s a wild ride of an episode so hold on to your hats. Expect accidental product placement, Hamilton sing-a-longs, discussing breaking your hymen with a pencil case and asking life’s important questions such as “How many friends is too many friends?” Of course there will be filthy language and endless giggles.

    Email us!
    [email protected]

    To hear more join Patreon
    https://www.patreon.com/helenslog

    Or watch full episodes on YouTube
    https://www.youtube.com/@HelenBaBauer

    Helen’s Instagram
    https://www.instagram.com/helenbabauer

    Buy our Helen’s Log merch!
    https://visualanticsapparel.com/collections/helens-log-podcast

    Rosie Jones' Instagram:
    https://www.instagram.com/josierones/

    Get tickets to Rosie’s show!
    https://rosiejonescomedy.com/

    Please don’t forget to give us 5 stars wherever you hear your podcasts and recommend us to your friends.

    Thank to our sweet Loggys and of course all the LOGGERS:
    Aisling McGlinchey, Alex McPugh, Amy Fitzgerald, Amy Sheppered, Anthony Conway, Asa, Bonnie Drough, Catriona Windsor, Charley, Charlie T, Charlotte Weemes, Claire Owen-Jones, Claire Scott, Chris S, Daisy Longshaw, David Hunter, Dean Michael,Dom W-D, Dougie Robertson, Dylan Moorhead, Ellen Watson, Emilie, Emma, Fayt Grady, Gemma, Helen A, Jack Blomfield, James Goulding, Jan, Jemma Anglesea, Jen Aitken, Jessica Allan, Jessica Birch, Jocelyn Hughes, Josie Perkins, Kate Thompson, Kathryn, Kelly C, Klo, Kristine Martin, Lisa Gee, Lizzi Fort, Luke Bright, Meg Hamilton, Melissa, Natalie Ford, Neil Redmond, Niki stefannof, Noëlle Bucher, Olivia, Peter New, Rachel, Rachel smith, Rebecca Locke, River, Rochelle Harker, Sadie Cashmore, Sally Galula, Sammie Duke, Sarah Bell, Sarah Deakin, Scarlett Scrimshaw, Serena Painting, Simon Moores, Sooby Lynch, Sophie, Sophie Chivers, Stefanie Catracchia, Steven Chicken, Tamsyne Smith-Harding, Tina Linsey, Trina McTsai

    This episode features Holly De Angelis as Producer and was edited by Oli Seymour for Audio Always.

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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About Helen's Log

Helen’s Log is a weekly audio diary from Helen Bauer - a 30-something-year-old Londoner trying (and often failing) to make sense of life. It’s a space to catch up, ramble, overshare, and document the weird little things that make up her week.From deep dives into Ancient Greece to holidays in Alicante. From Helen’s latest obsession with essential oils to rewatching My Big Fat Greek Wedding for the hundredth time. Think of it as a diary without the hand cramps or spelling stress. Don’t be surprised if friend, family or foe decide to drop in to keep Helen on her toes, or just laugh at the latest entry in the Log, but this is mostly about Helen logging life as it comes, with all the tangents, distractions, and mild existential crises along the way.It’s honest, it’s chaotic, and it’s one day destined to be studied by social scientists - or at least re-listened to by Helen on her deathbed. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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