Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this week’s episode of Luke & Pete Talking Sheet, the boys discuss the shocking story of a death row inmate who survived a botched execution, before acting out how they’d handle the situation themselves.
Pete opens up to Luke about the embarrassment he felt after suffering a panic attack on the motorway.
And this week’s dilemma comes from a man whose wife grew up in a filthy household. After spending some time staying with her family, she’s started picking up their old dirty habits, and he’s not happy about it.
All this and more on this week’s episode of Luke & Pete Talking Sheet!
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0:00 intro 
2:49 footballer knocks out sexual attacker 
10:58 wrestling naked 
23:38 panic attack 
31:26 death row convict survives two injections
53:19 dilemma: my wife and her family are unclean

On this week’s episode, the boys discuss influencer Big Stacks, who says he’s straight despite having appeared in gay adult films — apparently, it was all about the money.

Meanwhile, Pete gets caught up in a three-way road-rage incident, and Luke somehow ends up in a fight over a pizza.

What is wrong with these boys?

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0:00 good looking Patreons 
6:13 “my mum tries to join on the joke”
8:13 argument in a pizza shop 
15:02 Pete’s road rage again
22:16 insight into male gynaecologist
40:43 when you accidentally call someone gay 
44:31 circumcision
50:55 she sexted her friend and she sent it to her whole family
1:15:24 sleeping with a man for money but you’re not gay “big stacks” the influencer story

Guys, you have to listen to this one all the way through. Luke tests Pete with some riddles, then tells him the funniest story he’s ever heard. They tackle two dilemmas: one from a woman who can’t stop cheating on her boyfriends, and another from someone who’s been married for 14 years and is back in contact with an ex. Then Luke and Pete act out a scenario involving a teacher and pupil who’ve fallen in love.

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0:00 Intro + funny racist comments 
5:23 Pete try’s to solves Luke riddle 
8:47 “funniest story I’ve heard in while” + abnormalities 
24:38 fool me once…
30:19 Pete has an Indian wedding and he is scared 
44:43 German police hunt fake serial killer 
49:21 this can’t be true 
51:48 if your son was swapped at birth…
1:00:08 I can’t stop cheating 
1:07:16 married for 14 years but…
1:15:44 if you was a teacher and… scenario

On this weeks episode Luke calls out Pete for the gift he bought his partner and Pete tells the hilarious story of a German man he played videos games with online who took it way to seriously. 

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0:00 Intro 
1:48 gorillas look human 
6:32 Pete Bee facts or fiction 
12:01 people who take video games too seriously 
17:25 family stresses me out 
28:01 someone crashed into my car and i gave chase 
35:01 is ok to name call when angry?
48:23 is he a selfish partner? 
58:41 John gotti telling off his grandson 
1:05:28 voice note story

This week, the boys discuss the teacher who was fired after his pupils discovered what he’d been searching for on YouTube. Pete argues that animal names are sexist, and an innocent man’s photo is mistakenly linked to one of the worst crimes imaginable.

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0:00 intro + Pete taking shots at his brother 
6:47 Pete’s theory: animal names are sexist 
15:43 “woman turns me off by braking the 4th wall in p*orn 
20:11 Pete thinks he is closer to white than black 
26:04 teacher fired for YouTube history 
32:05 mans image wrongly used for child p*rn news story 
43:39 man stabbed and the injury didn’t kill him but…
53:12 never sleep with a friends ex even if they say it’s ok 
1:06:21 “I don’t know how to feel about same sex couples in church”