Honest, outrageous, distasteful, obscene, coarse and vulgar and that’s just what their friends say... Luke Craig and Peter Rethinasamy are two Stand-up comedian...
Mike Tyson SCAM of the Century | EP116 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
On this weeks episode the boys talk the big Mike Tyson fight and how sad it was to watch it. There is a thing called “Winter Penis” that affects size. How to spot a liar and they have some funny dilemmas, which causes Pete to say Luke trusts women too much.
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0:00 intro
3:34 Mike Tyson Vs Jake Paul
5:10 You Need trauma to be a good boxer
9:01 Mike Tyson Looked really old
20:27 What makes a good liar?
32:54 Is it weird to hold your male friend around the waist?
36:48 “Winter Penis”
38:16 Washing before meeting a woman
45:58 Dilemma: My partner took a joke too far, should I leave?
52:48 Dilemma: Racist mum
55:28 Pete accuses Luke of being too soft with women
Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew
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I can’t stop cheating with my Personal Trainer | EP115 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
On this week episode the boys talk creepy behaviour from the “Go Compare” guy. Korean army addicted to P*rn. Woman who cant stop sleeping with her trainer and a guy that took revenge to far.
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0:00 Intro + Go Compare guy on strictly
13:08 North Korean troops addicted to P*rn
24:12 Female boxer medical record leaked. Is she a man?
26:30 Mistakes you never recover from
34:48 You can lose teeth due to stress
38:15 flatmates from hell
42:04 Signs of love
48:05 Female Dragons Flys play dead to avoid mating
51:40 Sleeping with my trainer
1:08:11 This is a crime
Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew
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1:24:56
My Boyfriend tried to date my best friend first, should I leave? | EP114 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
On this weeks episode the boys talk about how Luke prefers flirting more than s*x and Petes been pretending to be Luke in the DMs and having a harmless flirt with the ladies. Is it ok for a husband to get involved in a family argument? and what would you if you found out the man you’re dating tried to get with your friend first?
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0:00 The Colonel and the Chicken
4:40 Intro + Luke tricks Pete into liking men
14:08 Women’s lottery + Critiquing your woman
17:25 Pete and Charlotte go watch wrestling
23:46 Flirting
38:57 Is ok for partners to get involved in family arguments?
53:17 Found out my boyfriend was the creepy guy in DMs
1:15:56 Credits
Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew
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1:18:05
My friend is terrified of gold diggers but he has no gold | EP113 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
On this weeks episode the boys talk about how once in a while racism can work out for you. The worst gifts ever received. On average British mens penis size has grown by 2% and Pete doesn’t understand how they’ve worked it out. And finally we discuss a dilemma about a guy who is scared of gold diggers but is broke.
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Intro + F*ck you Jack
Personality test result same as my son
Pete in road rage once again
Pete has a problem in the park
Incident in the hair shop
One time when racism worked in my favour
Pete treats Luke different in front of white comedians
Worst gift you’ve ever received? + African names
British P*nis sizes are getting larger
Dilemma: Terrified of Gold Digger but has no gold
Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew
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1:28:14
Halloween Special 2024 | EP112 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
On this week episode the boys discuss the death of Liam Payne and the price of fame. They have ghost story sent in they they manage to turn X-rated and a dilemma from a mixed race woman who has only dated white men but is feeling the lure of the dark side 🤣
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Intro + shoutout to the Sheetsters we met out and about
Liam Payne
I love filthy women but…
Wife carrying Championship
Liam Payne cost of fame
Simp Men
A ghost called Tyrone
Im mixed race and only dated white men but feel like change
Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew
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Honest, outrageous, distasteful, obscene, coarse and vulgar and that’s just what their friends say... Luke Craig and Peter Rethinasamy are two Stand-up comedians and best friends who are sick and tired of the polished conversations they hear spewing out of the main stream media. The constant tip toeing around what these people think is driving them insane. Tune in for an honest chat on a range of subjects and Dilemmas sent in from their listeners. Beware they don’t hold back. With over 500,000 social media and Youtube subscribers in under 9 months be a part of something that may just turn out to be a game changer!