Honest, outrageous, distasteful, obscene, coarse and vulgar and thatās just what their friends say... Luke Craig and Peter Rethinasamy are two Stand-up comedian...
I canāt stop cheating with my Personal Trainer | EP115 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
On this week episode the boys talk creepy behaviour from the āGo Compareā guy. Korean army addicted to P*rn. Woman who cant stop sleeping with her trainer and a guy that took revenge to far.
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0:00 Intro + Go Compare guy on strictlyĀ
13:08 North Korean troops addicted to P*rnĀ
24:12 Female boxer medical record leaked. Is she a man?
26:30 Mistakes you never recover fromĀ
34:48 You can lose teeth due to stressĀ
38:15 flatmates from hellĀ
42:04 Signs of loveĀ
48:05 Female Dragons Flys play dead to avoid matingĀ
51:40 Sleeping with my trainerĀ
1:08:11 This is a crimeĀ
Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew
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1:24:56
My Boyfriend tried to date my best friend first, should I leave? | EP114 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
On this weeks episode the boys talk about how Luke prefers flirting more than s*x and Petes been pretending to be Luke in the DMs and having a harmless flirt with the ladies. Is it ok for a husband to get involved in a family argument? and what would you if you found out the man youāre dating tried to get with your friend first?
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0:00 The Colonel and the ChickenĀ
4:40 Intro + Luke tricks Pete into liking men
14:08 Womenās lottery + Critiquing your woman
17:25 Pete and Charlotte go watch wrestlingĀ
23:46 FlirtingĀ
38:57 Is ok for partners to get involved in family arguments?
53:17 Found out my boyfriend was the creepy guy in DMsĀ
1:15:56 CreditsĀ
Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew
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1:18:05
My friend is terrified of gold diggers but he has no gold | EP113 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
On this weeks episode the boys talk about how once in a while racism can work out for you. The worst gifts ever received. On average British mens penis size has grown by 2% and Pete doesnāt understand how theyāve worked it out. And finally we discuss a dilemma about a guy who is scared of gold diggers but is broke.Ā
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Intro + F*ck you JackĀ
Personality testĀ result same as my son
Pete in road rage once again
Pete has a problem in the park
Incident in the hair shopĀ
One time when racism worked in my favourĀ
Pete treats Luke different in front of white comediansĀ
Worst gift youāve everĀ received? + African namesĀ
British P*nis sizes are getting largerĀ
Dilemma: Terrified of Gold Digger but has no goldĀ Ā
Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew
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1:28:14
Halloween Special 2024 | EP112 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
On this week episode the boys discuss the death of Liam Payne and the price of fame. They have ghost story sent in they they manage to turn X-rated and a dilemma from a mixed race woman who has only dated white men but is feeling the lure of the dark side š¤£
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Intro + shoutout to the Sheetsters we met out and aboutĀ
Liam PayneĀ
I love filthy women butā¦
Wife carrying ChampionshipĀ
Liam Payne cost of fameĀ
Simp Men
A ghost called TyroneĀ
Im mixed race and only dated white men but feel like changeĀ
Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew
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1:28:47
Has Yung Filly been silly with hisā¦? | EP111 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
On this week episode the boys discuss the YouTuber Yung Filly who has been accused of wrong doing down under. What are their take on the situation. Is it wrong if your flatmate has s*x in the communal area? And Luke has some riddles for Pete plus of course your dilemmas.
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Intro + Petes trip to MalaysiaĀ
Our opinions on the Yung Filly predicamentĀ
Bedroom stuff sounds bad on paperĀ
You have to know your partnerĀ
One nighters are fun but not meaningfulĀ
S*x in the communal area of a flat-shareĀ
If we lived in a flat-shareĀ
Hostel wrongdoing and Pete calls it outĀ
An impression of Petes granddad being rude to his staffĀ
Pete would be worst kidnapper of all timeĀ
Lukes got some riddles for PeteĀ
Two similar dilemmas about boredom and bucket listsĀ
Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew
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Find Peter Rethinasamy @:
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Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902
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Honest, outrageous, distasteful, obscene, coarse and vulgar and thatās just what their friends say... Luke Craig and Peter Rethinasamy are two Stand-up comedians and best friends who are sick and tired of the polished conversations they hear spewing out of the main stream media. The constant tip toeing around what these people think is driving them insane. Tune in for an honest chat on a range of subjects and Dilemmas sent in from their listeners. Beware they donāt hold back. With over 500,000 social media and Youtube subscribers in under 9 months be a part of something that may just turn out to be a game changer!