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Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

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    Sisters in the City meet Sh*tsters in the city | EP201 Luke and Pete

    14/07/2026 | 1h 58 mins.
    The boys were joined by the wonderful Sisters in the City Podcast

    Warning: this episode contains dangerously high levels of energy.

     Things quickly get chaotic as they dive into modern dating dynamics, sextapes, relationship expectations, and the question everyone pretends isn’t important… money.

    With strong opinions flying in every direction, the sisters more than held their own and gave the boys a real run for their money. Expect plenty of laughs, honest conversations, and a few moments that might have you questioning your own views on relationships.

    Buckle up — this one’s loud, lively, and a lot of fun.

    To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.

    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜

    Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete

    0:00 they diss our studio 
    3:06 what’s been happen? (A little over sharing) 
    4:17 “how have you not been cancled yet?”
    8:03 tell them about the live show 
    12:47 dating situations + dating dynamics 
    29:24 sextapes 
    33:07 having kids is hard 
    35:53 love island (tv show) 
    38:49 ever regretted having sex with someone?
    39:58 getting work done (surgery) 
    41:04 Pete’s  favourite subject 
    41:41 Anna’s background and time on the show 
    46:12 do you believe in god?
    53:53 “I know a guy who died” (Pete’s story)
    1:05:52 “what do you guy usually talk about?”
    1:08:21 what would you rather?
    1:14:32 should we be more safe for the money?
    1:17:40 who should be paying?
    1:27:34 funny or fit?
    1:30:20 can you forgive an emotional affair?
    1:38:42 do you believe in monogamy?
    1:45:58 “you’re too dangerous to do a live show with”
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    Are we born Racist? | EP200 Luke & Pete

    07/07/2026 | 1h 33 mins.
    On his weeks episode Luke tells the story of when his dog was stolen and Pete is thinking of buying some fish for pets. Luke read a book about how racism my be ingrained in us and Pete thinks its ok for the police to be aggressive which then calls for them to act it out.

    To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.

    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜

    Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete

    0:00 I have a problem with giving sympathy 
    25:05 someone stole my dog + don’t trust rescue dogs 
    30:10 I’m not an animal person but I like fish 
    40:09 are we born racist? + aggressive police are right
    53:26 I hate my best friend husband’s 
    1:04:22 I’ve been promoted but now I het away with do no work should I stay ?
    1:16:10 guy with brain tumour has really weird side effects
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    Who would you bring to Mars? | EP199 Luke & Pete

    30/06/2026 | 56 mins.
    On this weeks episode the boys talk if they were the leaders of the mars expedition who they would bring (Pete is very transparent about his reason)  the fact they are both unforgiving and randomly AirPods air wax.

    To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.

    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜

    Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete

    0:00 intro 
    3:32 Racism “don’t get uppity”
    15:47 “I don’t forgive those who offend me”
    19:42 AirPod air wax
    24:48 “the president of the uk”
    27:32 only smart people should vote 
    34:49 being a ruler of a new planet
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    "We Wrote Erotic Novels. You Be the Judge." | EP198 Luke & Pete

    23/06/2026 | 1h 8 mins.
    Luke has been doing some research into women’s erotic novels, so the boys have written their own and read them Live on the pod! They also hear the worst story ever sent into the pod and a dilemma from a woman who sent in photos because she feels her boyfriend is better looking than her, Luke and Pete give their honest opinion. 

    To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.

    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜

    Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete

    0:00 send in your questions dilemmas and confessions 
    5:15 A true shirt that is my worst nightmare 
    15:16 white men have a weird “joke” culture + specials needs kid 
    25:44 women’s erotic novels vs Luke & Pete’s erotic novels 
    50:55 dilemma: I think my boyfriend is better looking than me, am I punching?
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    “My Girlfriend Lied About Being a Virgin. Should I Leave?” | EP197 Luke & Pete

    16/06/2026 | 1h 10 mins.
    On this week’s episode, the boys discuss how culture and upbringing can shape relationships, why getting rich too quickly can sometimes be a curse rather than a blessing, and tackle the dilemma of the girlfriend who lied about being a virgin.

    To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.

    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜

    Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete

    0:00 intro & Pete taking shots at “someone”
    8:39 dad tells daughter to dump boyfriend because…
    12:57 woman takes a poo in the middle of the street 
    27:26 very difficult to change culture + working in an office 
    37:04 too much money too fast will ruin your life 
    41:22 how do famous people date?
    53:24 dilemma: my girlfriend said she was a virgin she lied about I leave?
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About Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Honest, outrageous, distasteful, obscene, coarse and vulgar and that’s just what their friends say... Luke Craig and Peter Rethinasamy are two Stand-up comedians and best friends who are sick and tired of the polished conversations they hear spewing out of the main stream media. The constant tip toeing around what these people think is driving them insane. Tune in for an honest chat on a range of subjects and Dilemmas sent in from their listeners. Beware they don’t hold back. With over 500,000 social media and Youtube subscribers in under 9 months be a part of something that may just turn out to be a game changer!
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