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Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

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Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
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  • Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

    BAFTA’s Tourette’s controversy, who’s to blame? | EP182

    03/03/2026 | 1h 16 mins.
    On this weeks episode the boys talk the racist Tourette’s incident at the BAFTA’s and who’s to blame? A woman Luke interacted with online he found out was recently sent to prison. And do you feel obligated to return a favour if one is done for you?
    The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!
    👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).
    Don’t miss it!

    To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.

    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜

    Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete

    0:00 Letter of complaint, again👀
    6:22 one our dear Sheetsters are in trouble 
    15:19 Is it a medical problem or just age?
    18:32 health is the most important thing 
    23:31 feeling obligated after a favour 
    29:38 “woman who I don’t like got sent to prison”
    36:53 “she looks bad but I could sleep with out of novelty”
    39:07 “why I couldn’t get with a trans woman”
    40:54 BAFTA’s racist incident 
    58:25 do black people care more about gayness then murder?
    1:08:07 smuggling drugs 

    Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 

    🎧 Podcast
    ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6
    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683
    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.

    Find Peter Rethinasamy @:
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en
    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902

    Find Luke Craig @:
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en
    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig
    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
  • Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

    Why Are Rich People So Weird? (And When Do You Talk Money While Dating?) | EP181

    24/02/2026 | 1h 18 mins.
    On this week’s episode, the boys ask why rich people are so weird — and what would’ve happened if they’d ever been invited to the island. Plus, when dating gets serious, when should you actually start talking about money?

    The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!
    👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).
    Don’t miss it!

    To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.

    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜

    Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete

    0:00 Pete would be a terrible boss
    7:04 Epstein and Elon 
    13:10 people who most get offended don’t seem to come from any struggle 
    17:50 Epstein emails 
    24:36 If you went to the “island” innocently?
    29:30 wanting to be knighted by the royal family 
    34:11 “ how much money would it take to change us”?
    37:32 turning down an MBE
    44:18 biggest tragedy in America
    52:51 we are like animals 
    59:24 question: when should people saying discuss their financial situation?

    🎧 Podcast
    ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6
    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683
    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.

    Find Peter Rethinasamy @:
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en
    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902

    Find Luke Craig @:
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en
    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig
    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

    Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and some wonderful outtakes that we cant allow to go public lol https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete
  • Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

    Girls Overheard on Talking Sheet (Special Guest Episode) | EP180

    17/02/2026 | 1h 12 mins.
    On this week’s episode, the boys are joined by the Glasgow-based Girls Overheard podcast. Together they dive into dating, love, cheating, and why women might fall in love faster than men. And of course… it gets crazy and filthy, because Luke and Pete are involved.
    The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!
    👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).
    Don’t miss it!

    To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.

    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜

    Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete

    0:00 introducing the girls 
    5:35 How we met + “are you dating each others brothers?”
    9:06 “condoms are an ick”
    15:33 what girls overheard podcast is about
    19:08 what Luke gets sent on WhatsApp 
    22:34 is it different when a woman cheats?
    26:13 women fall in love easier then men
    34:37 The prank that made her cry
    36:55 last time Luke and Pete got really upset with each other 
    43:49 piercings 
    48:04 Pete gets confused and comes across as a perv😂😂😂😂
    49:10 “my partner won’t tell her family she’s  dating a brown man”
    57:40 how measure penis length 
    59:10 “my partner won’t take of his condom when we have sex”
    1:04:24 weird bedroom stuff 

    🎧 Podcast
    ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6
    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683
    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.

    Find Peter Rethinasamy @:
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en
    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902

    Find Luke Craig @:
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en
    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig
    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

    Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and some wonderful outtakes that we cant allow to go public lol https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete
  • Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

    “We Got Rejected by a 73 Year Old Adult entertainer” | 179 Luke & Pete

    10/02/2026 | 1h 31 mins.
    On this week episode the boys contact Carolyn a 73 year old escort who look saw on another podcast and asked her to come on the show her response offended them both and they say why. This and so much more trouble on this episode.

    The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!
    👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).
    Don’t miss it!

    To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.

    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜

    Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete

    0:00 How we would behave if we had house robots 
    13:29 “I was tricked while watching P*rn”
    16:06 3 years in jail or 10 years probation?
    30:35 “we contacted a 73 year old escort to come on the show and her reply killed us”
    43:22 Eating from strangers and getting pranked 
    47:20 Weird voluntary sperm donor 
    53:00 Alexander the Great was gay 
    54:46 Dilemma: Is it wrong to swear? 
    1:02:55 Is it wrong to have favourite?
    🎧 Podcast
    ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6
    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683
    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.
    0:00 How we would behave if we had house robots 
    13:29 “I was tricked while watching P*rn”
    16:06 3 years in jail or 10 years probation?
    30:35 “we contacted a 73 year old escort to come on the show and her reply killed us”
    43:22 Eating from strangers and getting pranked 
    47:20 Weird voluntary sperm donor 
    53:00 Alexander the Great was gay 
    54:46 Dilemma: Is it wrong to swear? 
    1:02:55 Is it wrong to have favourite?

    Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 

    🎧 Podcast
    ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6
    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683
    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.

    Find Peter Rethinasamy @:
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en
    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902

    Find Luke Craig @:
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en
    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig
    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
  • Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

    Would You Give Up Your PENIS to Stop World War 3? |EP178 Luke & Pete

    03/02/2026 | 1h 29 mins.
    This week, the boys tackle the big questions: would you sacrifice your penis for world peace? Pete gets recognised in public at the worst possible time, and the conversation somehow ends up asking whether a micropenis is worse than losing your legs.

    The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!
    👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).
    Don’t miss it!

    To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.

    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜

    Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete
    0:00 its chaotic in here 
    2:53 “It feel weird when people want to take a picture with me”
    6:13 “The worst time to recognise me”(homeless man) 
    21:50 there is no reality + women getting ahead of themselves 
    26:07 dwarfs can fight 
    27:58 when your friends becomes your manager 
    29:01 Pete has finally sh!t himself 
    31:02 sex on tour 
    34:17 man went from highest paid tv job to working on a bus  
    38:14 being on job seekers allowance 
    43:16 working in Tk max as a kid 
    48:41 “”felt bad for the homeless man that’s is not homeless” 
    50:39 “would give up your penis to stop world war 3?”
    1:07:08 guy with micro won’t come on the podcast 
    1:13:26 prefer a micro penis or lose your legs?
    1:17:10 Dilemma about stealing food 

    Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 

    🎧 Podcast
    ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6
    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683
    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.

    Find Peter Rethinasamy @:
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en
    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902

    Find Luke Craig @:
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en
    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig
    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

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About Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

Honest, outrageous, distasteful, obscene, coarse and vulgar and that’s just what their friends say... Luke Craig and Peter Rethinasamy are two Stand-up comedians and best friends who are sick and tired of the polished conversations they hear spewing out of the main stream media. The constant tip toeing around what these people think is driving them insane. Tune in for an honest chat on a range of subjects and Dilemmas sent in from their listeners. Beware they don’t hold back. With over 500,000 social media and Youtube subscribers in under 9 months be a part of something that may just turn out to be a game changer!
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