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Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

Luke and Pete
Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
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  • Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

    “Why I Struggle With Having a Daughter” | EP209

    08/09/2026 | 1h 11 mins.
    Luke explains why being a dad to a daughter comes with conversations no man is ever prepared for. Plus, we get into self-snitching, the Tupac murder trial, and why some people seemingly cannot stop providing evidence against themselves.

    Another episode of bad decisions, uncomfortable truths and conversations that probably shouldn’t be recorded.

    To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.

    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜

    Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete

    0:00 intro 
    5:55 2pac murder trial + self snitching 
    17:57 “one of the reason I would never kill someone”
    21:02 most “gangsters” regret their choices eventually
    23:48 “if something happened to me would you avenge me?”
    27:14 if society broke down
    31:46 nobody get bail for murder except…
    37:37 “half my life is over if I’m lucky”
    39:18 Pete’s conspiracy theory of the week 
    46:42 Dilemma: I looked at my some camera roll and saw… 
    48:59 Awkward moments being a dad to a girl
    56:08 back to dilemma 
    58:40 homeschooling
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    “She Snuck Me Into a Domestic Violence Safe House” | EP208

    01/09/2026 | 1h 38 mins.
    Luke was dating a woman who snuck him into a domestic violence refuge — and all hell broke loose when they were caught.
    Pete wonders whether Chinese and Korean people can tell each other apart, leading to the incredible story of families separated by the Korean War finally being reunited decades later.
    And Luke tells the story of a man who spent 24 years searching for his kidnapped son.

    To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.

    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜

    Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete

    0:00 intro + “Don’t hate us because you don’t agree”
    15:15 anti violence protester arrested for having in gun he found 
    17:23 watching people secretly from your window 
    20:58 locking eye
    22:58 “ive been knocked out with a hammer”
    26:31 how dirty would a woman have to be to put you off?
    44:47 how Asians look a like + and reuniting with lost family after war
    54:33 Japan lets you “disappear” 
    1:00:25 “ A woman snuck me into a domestic violence refuge”
    1:05:53 “people I’ve know as a kid shot dead” 
    1:09:25 Pete get philosophical about parenting 
    1:25:28 woman found adopted sister but mum getting in the way
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    “I Made Over £100,000 From Drugs… Then Lost It All” | EP207 Luke & Pete

    25/08/2026 | 1h 17 mins.
    A homeless man gets £100,000 and loses it all in six months — and Luke is horrified to realise he understands exactly how it happened. Luke and Pete invent a completely new way of communicating live on air, while Pete watches one survival show and decides he could now survive in the wild.
    To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.

    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜

    Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete

    0:00 is Pete still in the closet?7:45 beings a craftsmen 13:02 homeless man given £100,000 broke again in 6 months 22:54 Luke & Pete invent their own communication 33:33 “I don’t spend my money”35:48 Pete thinks he could survive in the wild because of a tv show he watched 51:49 “could you kill a rabbit?”56:18 knocking one out on a family car journey as kid dad caught me
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    “I Got Into a Fight With a Woman… Then the Police Arrived.” | EP206

    18/08/2026 | 1h 16 mins.
    Luke’s up early on a Monday morning when a horn beeps outside his house. He goes out to see what’s happening… and all hell breaks loose.

    Would you trust a doctor who was deaf and blind? And Pete reveals how he’d prank his friends one last time from beyond the grave — including the ominous message: “If I die, it wasn’t suicide.”

    To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.

    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜

    Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete

    0:00 intro 
    4:19 The scuffle with the woman
    13:18 black people knocking my door
    19:58 back to the scuffle (voice note)
    26:08 black woman wearing boxing boots 
    27:52 some jobs aren’t for women
    33:22 teacher got punched 
    34:50 Social stigma from school
    38:07 back to the scuffle 
    39:53 “women in uniform turn me on”
    41:53 deaf and blind doctor 
    46:23 everybody is happy till it effects them (refugee) 
    56:19 Kinahan Cartel + “if I die I didn’t commit suicide, but I did!”
    1:08:02 being so angry you kill in broad daylight 
    1:10:11 did Pete cause his brother baldness?
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    Family barrister tells us why text messages are so dangerous! | EP205 Luke & Pete

    11/08/2026 | 1h 27 mins.
    This week, we’re joined by social-media-famous barrister @familybarrister.
    We talk swearing, his fantastic book The Book of Swearing, how judges work out who might be lying in court, and what can happen when a relationship breaks down and your private messages end up as evidence.
    And most importantly: never, ever send this kind of text.
    Find him on social media: @familybarrister

    To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.

    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜

    Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete

    find his book: https://l.instagram.com/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.amazon.com%2FBook-Swearing-Jason-Hadden-ebook%2Fdp%2FB0FT4MNRKK%3FdplnkId%3D8c79bfc7-0171-479e-8898-107e99e3144a%26nodl%3D1&e=AUA9L8R5WEyVUTGSrUjUtCE8pDwSB_LNURFCWzCEIGyfQ4XJFlYc2ab2lZn6DMAtA_jmWGQwutvQZrgfEQx0eHjpvKiDsOpR-gXvqBjKdKSRSxIL24BWUSReJXEUKU8bR9msbRNHcbwX

    0:00 friend got rich off of banksy art + drive to make it 
    7:35 introduce the guest 
    9:05 bad relationship with dad 
    11:26 are you legally allowed to hit your children?
    19:59 should kids be the priority in a relationship?
    21:57 being self motivated 
    26:06 books bout swearing 
    32:33 narcissist: what are the traits? + seeing it in others
    48:31 “I want my partner to look after me” + Pete gets exposed 
    1:04:04 when it’s obvious you are incompatible 
    1:07:12 how can judge tell who’s lying?
    1:15:05 how do you risky stuff with a partner if they can use that against you later?
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About Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Honest, outrageous, distasteful, obscene, coarse and vulgar and that’s just what their friends say... Luke Craig and Peter Rethinasamy are two Stand-up comedians and best friends who are sick and tired of the polished conversations they hear spewing out of the main stream media. The constant tip toeing around what these people think is driving them insane. Tune in for an honest chat on a range of subjects and Dilemmas sent in from their listeners. Beware they don’t hold back. With over 500,000 social media and Youtube subscribers in under 9 months be a part of something that may just turn out to be a game changer!
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