Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

Luke was dating a woman who snuck him into a domestic violence refuge — and all hell broke loose when they were caught.
Pete wonders whether Chinese and Korean people can tell each other apart, leading to the incredible story of families separated by the Korean War finally being reunited decades later.
And Luke tells the story of a man who spent 24 years searching for his kidnapped son.

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0:00 intro + “Don’t hate us because you don’t agree”
15:15 anti violence protester arrested for having in gun he found 
17:23 watching people secretly from your window 
20:58 locking eye
22:58 “ive been knocked out with a hammer”
26:31 how dirty would a woman have to be to put you off?
44:47 how Asians look a like + and reuniting with lost family after war
54:33 Japan lets you “disappear” 
1:00:25 “ A woman snuck me into a domestic violence refuge”
1:05:53 “people I’ve know as a kid shot dead” 
1:09:25 Pete get philosophical about parenting 
1:25:28 woman found adopted sister but mum getting in the way

A homeless man gets £100,000 and loses it all in six months — and Luke is horrified to realise he understands exactly how it happened. Luke and Pete invent a completely new way of communicating live on air, while Pete watches one survival show and decides he could now survive in the wild.
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0:00 is Pete still in the closet?7:45 beings a craftsmen 13:02 homeless man given £100,000 broke again in 6 months 22:54 Luke & Pete invent their own communication 33:33 “I don’t spend my money”35:48 Pete thinks he could survive in the wild because of a tv show he watched 51:49 “could you kill a rabbit?”56:18 knocking one out on a family car journey as kid dad caught me

Luke’s up early on a Monday morning when a horn beeps outside his house. He goes out to see what’s happening… and all hell breaks loose.

Would you trust a doctor who was deaf and blind? And Pete reveals how he’d prank his friends one last time from beyond the grave — including the ominous message: “If I die, it wasn’t suicide.”

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0:00 intro 
4:19 The scuffle with the woman
13:18 black people knocking my door
19:58 back to the scuffle (voice note)
26:08 black woman wearing boxing boots 
27:52 some jobs aren’t for women
33:22 teacher got punched 
34:50 Social stigma from school
38:07 back to the scuffle 
39:53 “women in uniform turn me on”
41:53 deaf and blind doctor 
46:23 everybody is happy till it effects them (refugee) 
56:19 Kinahan Cartel + “if I die I didn’t commit suicide, but I did!”
1:08:02 being so angry you kill in broad daylight 
1:10:11 did Pete cause his brother baldness?

This week, we’re joined by social-media-famous barrister @familybarrister.
We talk swearing, his fantastic book The Book of Swearing, how judges work out who might be lying in court, and what can happen when a relationship breaks down and your private messages end up as evidence.
And most importantly: never, ever send this kind of text.
Find him on social media: @familybarrister

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0:00 friend got rich off of banksy art + drive to make it 
7:35 introduce the guest 
9:05 bad relationship with dad 
11:26 are you legally allowed to hit your children?
19:59 should kids be the priority in a relationship?
21:57 being self motivated 
26:06 books bout swearing 
32:33 narcissist: what are the traits? + seeing it in others
48:31 “I want my partner to look after me” + Pete gets exposed 
1:04:04 when it’s obvious you are incompatible 
1:07:12 how can judge tell who’s lying?
1:15:05 how do you risky stuff with a partner if they can use that against you later?

On this week episode Luke puts Pete because Pete think he above average intelligence and could challenge Elon musk. Honey or loyalty whatsoever most important, what should be illegal that is actually legal and Pete thinks most pornstars are lying about something. 

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0:00 Luke give Pete a quiz 
22:18 what you be upset if your wife done this?
32:51 you’re always falling in love with the person you sleep with 
36:28 how long after you masturbate  can you answer your phone?
41:48 would you kill for 10 million 
49:06 honesty or loyalty?
50:21 what’s legal that shouldn’t be?
56:29 I’m seeing a man that has a girlfriend