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  • "The Strip Search Scam: How a Stranger Controlled McDonald's Employees by Phone" | EP155
    On this weeks episode the boys talk biggest loser documentary on Netflix. Laughing in the worst circumstances and cruel pranks including one where a man pranked called McDonalds and what they did Luke cant believe. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete0:00 Just a friendly reminder 7:07 The biggest loser documentary 26:16 Cruel prank 28:59 If you got a large sum of money would it help your career?32:14 Laughing in the worst circumstances 37:57 Siamese twins only one gay 42:29 Cat fished  by coach to send nudes 44:41 Sad video about online safety 50:30 “The strip search prank”58:08 The time Luke was abused1:01:17 Details of “strip Search phone scam”1:13:30 what to say if your black and get stopped by the police 1:20:36 Murder rate England 🎧 Podcast► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902Find Luke Craig @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=enTwitter: https://twitter.com/LukekingcraigFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
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  • Luke had a near death experience this week | EP154 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet
    On this weeks episode the boys discuss Luke getting rushed into hospital and having to stay there for a few days with some stories about how a doctor violated him. Pete gets into a confrontation in a public toilet AGAIN! And they have a dilemma from a man whose girlfriend is his manager but she isn’t nice to him at work. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete0:00 “I was in hospital”5:01 Pete Calls hid dad 6:10 Unhelpful guy A&E8:12 “Doctors find me” 9:49 “They couldn’t find me a bed”14:48 “I was traumatised”18:09 When Charlotte was in hospital 20:47 “They put me on penicillin and I’m allergic” 22:19 Was this woman wrong for how she treated her mum?26:58 Pete’s awkward toilet visit 36:31 “My boner in hospital”41:24 When people say “ it use to be a lot of money”48:29 Pete and Charlotte get horribly confused 50:33 when you marry into mainly as a man52:11 Dilemma: my girlfriend is my boss but she’s more harder on me than the rest 57:24 When they want you to stop them1:00:04 Pete would get Charlotte to do all the work 1:02:05 should you be able to shout at employees?1:07:56 Luke goes on a drive course for bad behaviour  Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 🎧 Podcast► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902Find Luke Craig @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=enTwitter: https://twitter.com/LukekingcraigFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
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  • “I caught my boyfriend’s Dad sniffing my…” | EP153 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet
    On this week episode the boys get some voice notes with some cringe stories, including one where a woman catches her boyfriends dad sniffing… and they answer the question do they ever miss their ex’s?To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPeteOn this week episode the boys get some voice notes with some cringe stories, including one where a woman catches her boyfriends dad sniffing… and they answer the question do they ever miss their ex’s?0:00 Intro 2:46 Naked Photos of my mum5:34 My Uncle had box of D*ldos 11:35 Man accused of assault after CPR14:19 Stoping good people from helping 20:09 When gangs make you do things on camera 27:52 VOICE NOTE STORY Weird threesome 37:01 VOICE NOTE STORY2 Period sex 42:35 VOICE NOTE STORY 3 My boyfriends dad is a perv 47:51 When you see someone’s private photos 49:58 Could your in-laws put you off your partner?51:25 My police office husband gave me the ick59:43 Do men ever miss their ex?1:03:45 Misconduct at your friends house 1:09:24 Reminiscing of ex partners1:10:05 Never been in a date because of racism 1:14:07 we are all getting old 1:16:45 Students killed touched petes heart 🎧 Podcast► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902Find Luke Craig @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=enTwitter: https://twitter.com/LukekingcraigFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
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  • I’m white and I can’t connect with my black stepson | EP152 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
    On this weeks episode the boys discuss Pedro Pascal getting touchy feely, Michal Ward (Top Boy Actor) being charged with “R” the P*rn ban as Pete calls it and how to be a good step parent.To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete0:00 Intro + “I don’t like my own c*m13:01 Pedro Pascal getting touchy 28:24 Am I insecure?29:33 Micheal Ward Top boy actor 39:09 P*rn websites be I.d 44:25 Science behind why we cheat 50:11 Back to magazines 52:44 Hulk Hogan passed away 57:34 Do I care what race my kids date?1:02:58 “I’m white and my stepson doesn’t love me “1:09:37 “My sons are crossing the line”1:13:42 Back to the step dad problem 1:15:56 Petes rant about P*rn again lol1:17:55 Back to the dilemma Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 🎧 Podcast► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902Find Luke Craig @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=enTwitter: https://twitter.com/LukekingcraigFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
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  • “I don’t think the CEO should be fired for cheating on his wife” | EP151 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
    On this weeks episode the boys go at it over the CEO who was caught having an affair at a concert. And they have a dilemma  about a woman who was abandoned by her farther but he gets back in contact years later to ask for a kidney.To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete0:00 intro 3:04 Cheating CEO16:18 shouldn’t be fired for cheating20:52 Ashley Walters Top boy25:17 CEO made a statement 27:38 “My friend was cheated on”31:42 I just want a good woman 39:35 When your girlfriend proposes44:22 “I would do anything for 2 million a day”48:06 “I don’t know how I feel about marriage”58:02 Donating organs 1:02:07 Man knocks man out and S.A him 1:08:23 Driven to kill by the past 1:11:18 “I’ve been assaulted” 1:12:59 My dad abandon me but now he needs my kidneyFull video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 🎧 Podcast► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902Find Luke Craig @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=enTwitter: https://twitter.com/LukekingcraigFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
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Honest, outrageous, distasteful, obscene, coarse and vulgar and that’s just what their friends say... Luke Craig and Peter Rethinasamy are two Stand-up comedians and best friends who are sick and tired of the polished conversations they hear spewing out of the main stream media. The constant tip toeing around what these people think is driving them insane. Tune in for an honest chat on a range of subjects and Dilemmas sent in from their listeners. Beware they don’t hold back. With over 500,000 social media and Youtube subscribers in under 9 months be a part of something that may just turn out to be a game changer!
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