Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

• I found out my best friend is sleeping with my mum | EP143 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

  On this episode the boys deal with some serious dilemmas like “My girlfriend spat in my face” and My best friend is sleeping with my Mum” and the last one where her long term boyfriend has ghosted her while she is 12 weeks pregnant. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete0:00 If we had each other voices1:52 Walking long distances 2:43 Good tv ads 4:25 Women with dirty feet 8:41 Pete doesn’t like South London (Lewisham)11:54 Pete gets “called out” by God13:45 Dilemma: “My girlfriend spat in my face”18:49 Pete thinks everyone is going crazy 20:41 My Grandad wasn’t the best man to our family 23:58 Back to spitting in the face28:41 Calling out man for scratching balls in public 30:29 Romeo Must die film32:34 Hairy legs on a woman 35:23 My best friend and my mum are sleeping together 39:04 President macron and wife fight in public 41:00 I tickle Charlotte as punishment 44:11 Pete flirts with Luke’s mum 52:51 Ive been ghosted while 12 weeks pregnant, help59:43 Fight with Indian woman in chicken shop 1:05:02 We finally answer dilemma 1:09:27 Was Pete abused as a child?🎧 Podcast► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902Find Luke Craig @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=enTwitter: https://twitter.com/LukekingcraigFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

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• My work colleague (Indian) smells, how do I tell him without seeming racist? | EP142 Luke and Pete

  On this weeks episode the boys talk a confrontation they had with a security guard at Spotify’s HQ. Flirting and how it should be handled when in a relationship and how to deal with a smelly work colleague.To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete0:00 Altercation with Spotify security 7:00 How to handle flirting when in a relationship 22:52 when they won’t let you forget you hurt them29:34 Pete would cheat for food35:46 Dilemma: Dating someone with HIV 48:16 Wasting a woman’s time50:45 Back to the dilemma 58:38 Dilemma smelly colleague 🎧 Podcast► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902Find Luke Craig @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=enTwitter: https://twitter.com/LukekingcraigFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

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• Mental Health, Is Luke BULLYING Pete? | EP141 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

  On this weeks episode the boys discuss the accusation that Luke has been bullying Pete and they both address his mental health problems (he’s gonna hate what was typed lol) Luke got stopped by the police while on the phone to Pete and given a ticket and a dilemma that seems like a dream  they boys cant get their heads arounds. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete0:00 We need a new intro2:28 Pete’s got beef again7:02 Mental health, is Luke bullying Pete?15:43 Pete gives but he cant take18:21 Luke got stopped by the police 30:36 Back to bullying 36:36 Luke clashes with his son 41:32 Being a real man44:53 Sh*t customer service at arcade 51:20 Falling asleep behind the wheel53:37 Woman’s partner has orgy with 6 women 1:09:19 Woman’s dent get the perfect situation she’s in1:12:51 99% of the time men want sex 1:16:34 Married man on date with trans woman 1:26:04 Women who tease men🎧 Podcast► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902Find Luke Craig @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=enTwitter: https://twitter.com/LukekingcraigFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

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• “We nearly Ended the Podcast because of this…” | EP140 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

  On this weeks episode the boys discuss the comments that nearly broke up the podcast and they air their dirty laundry. Pete is accused of stealing a cat. Luke does something embarrassing in front of his son and Pete reveals a superpower he has kept hidden.To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete0.00 The podcast nearly ended because of this7:33 Pete isn’t prejudice 16:15 Being caught red handed 26:17 “I don’t want to know if she’s cheating” 30:14 Stealing cats and children 37:42 When you accidentally insult someone 46:49 Thinking in picture or words 57:17 “I was so embarrassed”58:54 Man kills police office after sons death 1:03:08 “Is my baby racist?”1:04:20 Dilemma: My lesbian mum is dating a woman my age1:07:47 Petes superpower (Period man)1:13:35 Dilemma continued 

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• What's more important FAMILY or MONEY?| EP139 Luke & Pete Talking sheet

  On this weeks episode the boys talk how money has torn their families apart. Luke thinking he was In the matrix and nearly having a breakdown. Chris Eubank the boxer and the importance of the father and son relationship.To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail [email protected] or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete0:005:32 Luke thought he was losing his mind12:09 Paranoid man hold dominoes pizza staff hostage 16:38 Things that you cant stop thinking about 21:55 father and sons (Chris Eubank)34:03 Proud of my sons35:20 judging people 42:01 Podcast beef46:07 Family, Money, and fighting over inheritance Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew🎧 Podcast► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902Find Luke Craig @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=enTwitter: https://twitter.com/LukekingcraigFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

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