Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

The boys ask: if you woke up a different race, what’s the first thing you’d do? The answers spark some ruthless back-and-forth. When you get home from work, who should you greet first—your wife or your kids? Plus, Pete reveals the one thing the government could ban that would make him vote Reform. Can you guess what it is?

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0:00 who do you say hi to first when getting home kids or wife?
9:19 being a father… + sleeping naked with my dad 
15:58 trying lose weight + man who walked across the world 
20:53 “why did I do this when I was by myself”
26:35 adult work scares me because of my daughter 
31:27 being cancelled for crapping your pants but continuing the race
47:47 “I had a dream I hit cancelled”
54:22 I’ve been wrong my whole life about how I big I thought I was 
1:06:57 me ex diminished me in the bedroom I think…
1:10:42 you wake up tomorrow as a black man first thing you’d do?
1:16:28 if they cancelled porn how would you react?

Luke finally asks his mum about the operation he had as a kid. Her explanation? “You had a penis reduction.” Pete isn’t buying it.

Also this week: does interracial adoption work? And a dilemma from a woman who says she had the perfect marriage—but still left her husband.

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0:00 Pete’s camp-ness was is getting out of hand + Pete’s bad behaviour as a kid 
6:33 getting a joke years later makes you feel wiser 
17:06 does interracial adoption work?
24:23 top tier comment with a top tier reply 
27:47 our top Sheetsters 
33:24 charlottes got into an embarrassing situation 
40:22 man uses remote working to have 5 jobs 
49:46 threesome turns deadly over performance issues 
1:00:18 “I had a penis reduction”
1:06:23 Dilemma: I left my husband even though he did nothing wrong

On this week’s episode, Luke asks Pete: would he rather be rich but respected by nobody, or broke but respected by everyone? The boys discuss the woman who woke up angry after a failed execution, and Luke enlightens Pete on how he would punish her. Plus, Pete has an interesting theory about today’s news—and what it would take to make us take the atrocities more seriously.

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0:00 intro & Patreon teaser 
8:58 death row woman wakes up angry + live stream execution?
23:28 do we take the news seriously anymore?
37:15 what’s more important money or respect?
55:59 why does money change your relationship?
1:02:46 could you handle being your parts nerd second option?

Your wife falls into a tiger enclosure. Do you jump in?
This week, the boys discuss the man who was killed after entering a tiger enclosure and question whether they’d be brave enough to help—or risk their own lives to save their wives.
They also explore a murder case where the killer had the perfect alibi and debate whether school uniforms should be banned from adult content.
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0:00 Pete is extremely camp 
2:33 black comedy shows don’t like stuff like…
7:03 Man falls into tiger enclosure 
28:08 pilot tried to K*ll co-pilot, how do we stop this?
37:10 Man kills family but has perfect alibi 
56:21 should we stop the use of school uniforms in adult content?
1:11:55 my girlfriend cheated on me with my twin

On this week’s episode of Luke & Pete Talking Sheet, the boys discuss the shocking story of a death row inmate who survived a botched execution, before acting out how they’d handle the situation themselves.
Pete opens up to Luke about the embarrassment he felt after suffering a panic attack on the motorway.
And this week’s dilemma comes from a man whose wife grew up in a filthy household. After spending some time staying with her family, she’s started picking up their old dirty habits, and he’s not happy about it.
All this and more on this week’s episode of Luke & Pete Talking Sheet!
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0:00 intro 
2:49 footballer knocks out sexual attacker 
10:58 wrestling naked 
23:38 panic attack 
31:26 death row convict survives two injections
53:19 dilemma: my wife and her family are unclean