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- The boys were joined by the wonderful Sisters in the City Podcast
Warning: this episode contains dangerously high levels of energy.
Things quickly get chaotic as they dive into modern dating dynamics, sextapes, relationship expectations, and the question everyone pretends isn’t important… money.
With strong opinions flying in every direction, the sisters more than held their own and gave the boys a real run for their money. Expect plenty of laughs, honest conversations, and a few moments that might have you questioning your own views on relationships.
Buckle up — this one’s loud, lively, and a lot of fun.
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0:00 they diss our studio
3:06 what’s been happen? (A little over sharing)
4:17 “how have you not been cancled yet?”
8:03 tell them about the live show
12:47 dating situations + dating dynamics
29:24 sextapes
33:07 having kids is hard
35:53 love island (tv show)
38:49 ever regretted having sex with someone?
39:58 getting work done (surgery)
41:04 Pete’s favourite subject
41:41 Anna’s background and time on the show
46:12 do you believe in god?
53:53 “I know a guy who died” (Pete’s story)
1:05:52 “what do you guy usually talk about?”
1:08:21 what would you rather?
1:14:32 should we be more safe for the money?
1:17:40 who should be paying?
1:27:34 funny or fit?
1:30:20 can you forgive an emotional affair?
1:38:42 do you believe in monogamy?
1:45:58 “you’re too dangerous to do a live show with” - On his weeks episode Luke tells the story of when his dog was stolen and Pete is thinking of buying some fish for pets. Luke read a book about how racism my be ingrained in us and Pete thinks its ok for the police to be aggressive which then calls for them to act it out.
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0:00 I have a problem with giving sympathy
25:05 someone stole my dog + don’t trust rescue dogs
30:10 I’m not an animal person but I like fish
40:09 are we born racist? + aggressive police are right
53:26 I hate my best friend husband’s
1:04:22 I’ve been promoted but now I het away with do no work should I stay ?
1:16:10 guy with brain tumour has really weird side effects - On this weeks episode the boys talk if they were the leaders of the mars expedition who they would bring (Pete is very transparent about his reason) the fact they are both unforgiving and randomly AirPods air wax.
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0:00 intro
3:32 Racism “don’t get uppity”
15:47 “I don’t forgive those who offend me”
19:42 AirPod air wax
24:48 “the president of the uk”
27:32 only smart people should vote
34:49 being a ruler of a new planet - Luke has been doing some research into women’s erotic novels, so the boys have written their own and read them Live on the pod! They also hear the worst story ever sent into the pod and a dilemma from a woman who sent in photos because she feels her boyfriend is better looking than her, Luke and Pete give their honest opinion.
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0:00 send in your questions dilemmas and confessions
5:15 A true shirt that is my worst nightmare
15:16 white men have a weird “joke” culture + specials needs kid
25:44 women’s erotic novels vs Luke & Pete’s erotic novels
50:55 dilemma: I think my boyfriend is better looking than me, am I punching? “My Girlfriend Lied About Being a Virgin. Should I Leave?” | EP197 Luke & Pete
16/06/2026 | 1h 10 mins.On this week’s episode, the boys discuss how culture and upbringing can shape relationships, why getting rich too quickly can sometimes be a curse rather than a blessing, and tackle the dilemma of the girlfriend who lied about being a virgin.
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0:00 intro & Pete taking shots at “someone”
8:39 dad tells daughter to dump boyfriend because…
12:57 woman takes a poo in the middle of the street
27:26 very difficult to change culture + working in an office
37:04 too much money too fast will ruin your life
41:22 how do famous people date?
53:24 dilemma: my girlfriend said she was a virgin she lied about I leave?
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Honest, outrageous, distasteful, obscene, coarse and vulgar and that’s just what their friends say... Luke Craig and Peter Rethinasamy are two Stand-up comedians and best friends who are sick and tired of the polished conversations they hear spewing out of the main stream media. The constant tip toeing around what these people think is driving them insane. Tune in for an honest chat on a range of subjects and Dilemmas sent in from their listeners. Beware they don’t hold back. With over 500,000 social media and Youtube subscribers in under 9 months be a part of something that may just turn out to be a game changer!
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