The Therapy Crouch

• How Summer Holidays STEAL Every Couple’s Romance!

  On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch dive headfirst into another Ask Me Anything, with hilarious listener dilemmas to behind-the-scenes truths about their own marriage, nothing is off-limits.Abbey tests her footballer name pronunciation skills, as well as recalling losing her Invisalign in restaurant bins, while Peter admits to being spotted cruising along a French promenade on a lime bike.The pair weigh in on moving in with a partner too soon, whether it’s ever acceptable to make wedding guests pay for food, and why kids nearly ended their love life this summer.Expect plenty of laughter, a few awkward confessions, and a surprising debate you’ll never forget.00:00 – Intro01:02 – “Funny words” game spirals into absurd flap debates.03:25 – Do school holidays kill romance? Abbey and Peter confess.05:03 – The couple reflect on their beloved cats and relationship milestones.07:16 – Listener asks: how to ask your girlfriend to move in. Abbey reveals how Pete got it wrong.11:07 – Pete recalls the infamous “tree necklace” disaster.12:00 – Listener question: who would they shaba if not each other?13:01 – Abbey tests her footballer name pronouciations18:32 – The wedding food debate: should guests pay at a festival wedding?19:24 – A fan spots Peter riding a lime bike in Nice?!22:11 – Why Abbey and Peter had kids before marriage.26:04 – Invisalign horrors: Abbey’s tips (and bin-digging disasters).28:40 – Would Abbey rather watch Peter play golf or model lingerie?30:25 – Flashback: A friend in a swimsuit and thigh-highs… Pete approves.Email: [email protected] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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• Olly Murs: What REALLY Happened on US Tour with One Direction & My Unbelievable Car Crash Story

  This week on The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by chart-topping singer, songwriter, and TV personality Olly Murs. Known for hits like Dance With Me Tonight and Troublemaker, and for his roles hosting The X Factor and coaching on The Voice UK, Olly opens up about life on tour with One Direction, Take That, and Robbie Williams, the glamour-free reality of nappy changes and dog walks, a story about a rather eventful/chaotic car accident…The trio swap wild stories of knicker-throwing fans, self-service till antics, and household quirks that drive them mad. Olly shares candid moments from his meteoric rise after The X Factor, the madness of US stadium tours, and the bittersweet balancing act between career highs and family life.Packed with laughs, confessions, and behind-the-scenes showbiz secrets, this episode is a warm, hilarious, and occasionally messy peek into Olly’s world.00:00 – Intro07:15 – Self-service tills & checkout flirting13:20 – Skidmark confessiona13:44 – Introducing Olly Murs15:10 – Knicker-throwing fans & worst gig gifts15:33 – Irish twins news & parenting chaos19:15 – Olly’s dog poo nightmare23:21 – The ultimate nappy disaster25:06 – Missing newborn moments while on tour31:18 – Madness of touring with One Direction in the US38:49 – Harry Styles sends Olly his Brit Award39:34 – From music to TV presenting: The Voice & X Factor45:32 – The surreal car crash story53:10 – Handling overnight fame57:44 – Staying grounded while living the dream01:02:12 – Behind-the-scenes truths of reality TV01:06:30 – Final laughs & Olly’s parting wordsEmail: [email protected] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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• When Workplace Pranks Go Horribly Wrong…

  In this week’s The Therapy Crouch, it’s an Ask Me Anything. From bizarre celebrity chin debates to the eternal “ice lolly vs ice pop” argument, no question is too random.The trio share listener stories—like a midwife’s ill-timed scare during a serene home birth—and swap their own tales of travel disasters, football superstition rituals, and awkward romantic encounters.Abbey and Peter also offer heartfelt advice to a parent of an autistic child, swap tips for surviving long-haul flights with toddlers, and reveal their go-to Italian deli orders. Expect chaos, belly laughs, and a healthy serving of unsolicited life wisdom.00:00 – Abbey, Peter & Ross kick off AMA episode.01:01 – Batman chin debate spirals into Robert Pattinson chat.05:10 – Wimbledon restaurant tips & ice lolly vs ice pop argument.07:02 – Midwife’s calm home birth interrupted by prank gone wrong.11:08 – The strict list of superstitions.13:04 – Peter reveals his “lucky pants” and pre-match rituals.15:28 – Listener asks for gangster film with romance recommendation.17:05 – Emotional letter from mum of autistic child; Abbey & Peter’s advice.19:33 – Travelling to England from New Zealand with an 18-month-old.22:24 – Peter talks about Grenfell Athletic.24:04 – Peter jokes about defenders being “second-class citizens.”25:54 – Peter & Abbey reveal favourite dishes from their Italian deli.Email: [email protected] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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• FROM THE ARCHIVES: Cactus-Gate, Pube Boxes & Monkey Raids – Our Favourite Guest Episodes

  On this week’s The Therapy Crouch, we’re taking a trip down memory lane with some of our favourite moments from the archive. Abbey and Peter are joined by James and Clair Buckley, Joel Dommett & Hannah Cooper, and Rio & Kate Ferdinand in a mash-up of the most outrageous, heart-warming and downright hilarious stories from previous episodes.From disastrous first meetings, nightclub misunderstandings and awkward social media sliding, to unforgettable pet chaos, questionable furniture choices, and the infamous “Cactus-gate”, no topic is off limits. We hear about monkeys raiding minibars, heated debates over buying haemorrhoid cream, who really runs the household, and just how badly silk p*rnstar bedsheets can ruin a relationship aesthetic.It’s a jam-packed celebration of our guests’ most iconic moments—equal parts jaw-dropping, relatable, and belly-achingly funny.00:00 – Opening chaos00:21 – Reminiscing on our first guests ever: James & Clair Buckley introduction.00:57 – How James & Clair actually met in Liverpool.01:42 – James admits video games turned from love to hate.04:40 – Abbey admits she fancied Pete when he was struggling at Liverpool.10:05 – Marriage timelines and anniversary confusions.15:22 – James’ filthy bachelor pad and pube box story.18:47 – The world’s clumsiest family dog.20:29 – Could you punch a monkey? James’ wild holiday encounter.22:08 – Joel & Hannah’s first night together and hotel vomit incident.28:37 – The haemorrhoid cream argument that won’t die.33:11 – Who’s really the boss at home? Joel & Hannah face off.36:13 – Joel’s cringeworthy “sorry I had zero chat” text to Pete.49:47 – Football slang quiz: “Fergie Time”, “Panenka” and more.53:20 – Rio & Kate Ferdinand on coordinated outfits, favourite films and meal choices.Email: [email protected] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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• Parenting Chaos at 35,000 Feet – “It Ended in Tears!”

  On this week’s Ask Me Anything edition of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch are back and tackling some of the weirdest and most relatable listener dilemmas yet. From bathroom boundaries and toothbrush betrayals to croc controversies and ASMR obsessions, nothing is off limits.Abbey spills the tea on parenting chaos, ASMR whispers that get a bit too sensual, and the great parcel-opening wars of the household. Meanwhile, Peter defends tag rugby, questions the crocs-on-the-catwalk movement, and explains why he sometimes has to hide… in his own house.Expect hilarious bickering, oddly insightful advice, and an AMA session that feels more like eavesdropping on a family BBQ gone off the rails.00:00 – Summer Vibes Recap01:11 – Peter's Obsession with Strategy Games03:02 – BBQ Karaoke—Who Replaced Peter?04:32 – Rugby Rant: “They Run Forwards... But Throw Backwards?”07:13 – ASK ME ANYTHING Begins!07:21 – Bathroom Chat: “He Talks to Me While I’m on the Loo!”09:10 – Peter Hiding in Rooms for Crisp Privacy11:03 – Toothbrush Troubles: Sharing Isn’t Always Caring13:19 – Package Paranoia: Kids & the Parcel Wars15:07 – Crocs Controversy: Fashion Forward or a Red Flag?19:07 – ASMR Arguments: Falling Asleep to a Whispering Stranger23:12 – Cat Chaos and Spotless HousesEmail: [email protected] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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