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The Therapy Crouch

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    The Therapy Crouch AMA! Football Questions, Family Drama and One Very Awkward Mistake!

    04/06/2026 | 26 mins.
    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back in Portugal for another AMA and things quickly descend into chaos as they discuss the little things that seem to annoy them more and more with age.

    Peter shares his surprising obsession with supermarket trolleys while Abbey reveals the birthday party booking experience that left both of them completely baffled. The pair debate why some people seem determined to make life difficult for everyone around them, from awkward customer service encounters to airport staff who appear to enjoy saying no.

    We also answer more of your AMA questions, including which football legends Abbey would love to have on the podcast, the footballers and managers she'd most like to interview, and Peter’s thoughts on some of the biggest names in the game.

    In the Agony Abs, we hear from a listener whose attempt to spice up a long-distance relationship went spectacularly wrong after sending an extremely personal voice note to completely the wrong person. Plus, Abbey and Peter reveal their own accidental messaging disasters that they'll never live down.

    If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below

    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit

    00:00 Introduction
    01:28 Peter's Supermarket Trolley Obsession
    03:22 The £3 Chip Shop Argument
    05:05 Jack's Birthday Party Booking Disaster
    08:35 Why Do Some People Love Saying No?
    10:00 Peter's Airport Security Horror Story
    12:30 AMA Questions Begin
    13:15 Abbey's Dream Football Guests
    15:45 Football Managers, Transfers and Big Names
    17:30 The Accidental Voice Note Disaster
    20:00 Embarrassing Group Chat Mistakes
    22:15 More AMA Questions
    24:45 Final Thoughts
    26:19 End

    To contact us:
    Email: [email protected]
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/
    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch
    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/

    For more from Peter
    https://twitter.com/petercrouch

    For more from Abbey
    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy

    Our clips channel
    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg
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    Stag Do Confessions, Relationship Boundaries and Abbey’s House Obsession!

    02/06/2026 | 36 mins.
    On today's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey is completely consumed by the house of her dreams as she reveals how a 15-year search has finally come to an end and why decorating it has become an all-consuming obsession. Peter also shares the story of a recent speaking event where he discovered not everyone is his biggest fan, leading to a hilarious conversation about criticism, internet comments and being judged by people you've never even met.

    The gang then get stuck into the world of stag dos, debating what actually makes the perfect lads' trip and whether some traditions should finally be left in the past. In the Agony Abs, one listener is left fuming after her boyfriend returns from a stag do and proudly reveals exactly what went on during a trip to a strip club, sparking a huge discussion around trust, honesty and relationship boundaries.

    We also hear from a new mum whose partner walked away shortly after the birth of their baby, leading to some of Abbey's strongest advice yet on parenthood, responsibility and putting family first.

    If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below

    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit

    00:00 Introduction
    01:00 Abbey's Dream House Obsession
    02:00 Peter's Awkward Fan Encounter
    08:35 Being Judged By Strangers
    10:41 Wine Service
    16:15 The Awkward Hug Debate
    18:25 Is Calling Someone "Babe" Flirting?
    20:30 Girls Trips, Planning and Polls
    23:00 Stag Do Horror Stories
    24:00 Peter's Ideal Stag Do
    26:30 The Strip Club Agony Ab
    28:35 Abbey's Brutal Relationship Advice
    30:31 New Mum Left By Partner
    33:14 World Cup Excitement
    35:20 Could Therapy Crouch Go To America?

    To contact us:
    Email: [email protected]
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/
    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch
    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/

    For more from Peter
    https://twitter.com/petercrouch

    For more from Abbey
    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy

    Our clips channel
    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg
    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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    Abbey Wants To Play A Crackhead In A Movie?!

    28/05/2026 | 28 mins.
    On today’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are still living their best lives in Portugal as they answer your most random, chaotic and hilarious questions yet. Peter reveals his bizarre talent for recognising footballers from just their forehead, the gang debate whether digestive biscuits have got thinner over the years and Abbey shares the household tasks she absolutely refuses to do.

    The conversation quickly spirals into dream movie roles, awkward running styles, questionable farming smells and whether being called “Daddy” in bed really does increase testosterone levels by 300%. There’s also chat about Arctic Monkeys, celebrity acting ambitions, animal births, podcast life behind the scenes and why Abbey would rather play a crackhead than a glamorous role.

    If you want to submit an Ask Me Anything question to the podcast - hit the link below
    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit

    00:00 Introduction
    01:10 Peter’s Weird Football Knowledge
    04:30 Arctic Monkeys and Music Taste Debate
    07:28 Holiday Advice with TUI
    08:37 The Great Digestive Biscuit Conspiracy
    11:00 What “Normal” Things Are They Bad At?
    15:30 Dream Movie Roles and Acting Ambitions
    20:05 The Farmer Story That Gave Everyone The Ick
    22:00 Farm Smells, Animals and Countryside Chat
    24:00 Animal Births and Kitten Conversations
    26:40 The “Daddy” Debate Gets Out Of Hand

    To contact us:
    Email: [email protected]
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/
    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch
    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/

    For more from Peter
    https://twitter.com/petercrouch

    For more from Abbey
    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy

    Our clips channel
    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg
    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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    The Guest That Accidentally Put The Podcast To Sleep!

    26/05/2026 | 47 mins.
    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back in Portugal and things descend into chaos almost immediately as Pete gets called out for his bizarre podcast habits, the couple debate whether men dress like toddlers on holiday and Abbey relives her iconic school lunch era involving giant sandwiches, wham bars and borrowing 20p from classmates for dinner.

    The Agony Abs are particularly unhinged this week as the team discuss whether a grown man letting his mum trim his toenails is the ultimate relationship ick, before tackling a wedding guest dilemma involving cheating, exes and potential reception carnage. Pete also reveals his strict “no dickhead policy” for weddings and why some guests simply have to go.

    There’s also a surprise guest appearance that completely changes the mood of the podcast and leaves the whole room unexpectedly relaxed. The gang chat stress, burnout, sleep struggles and why certain voices instantly calm you down… while others do the exact opposite.

    Plus, football flight tracking, weird family beauty treatments, podcast breathing complaints and why Abbey thinks Peter has officially become too calm.

    If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below
    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit

    00:00 Introduction
    02:47 Morning Routine Chaos
    06:26 Peter’s Podcast “Ick”
    11:45 The Toenail Debate
    16:35 Tracking Football Flights
    18:54 Surprise Guest Arrival
    26:43 The Meditation Session
    32:34 The Sleep Hot Chocolate Idea
    35:12 Calm Voices & Marriage
    37:39 Wedding Guest Drama
    41:18 Peter’s “No Dickhead” Wedding Policy
    42:21 Jealousy In Relationships

    To contact us:
    Email: [email protected]

    Instagram:
    https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/

    TikTok:
    https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch

    Website:
    https://thetherapycrouch.com/

    For more from Peter
    https://twitter.com/petercrouch

    For more from Abbey
    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy

    Our clips channel
    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg
    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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    “You Can Shove Your Puppies…” Portugal AMA Gets Wild!

    21/05/2026 | 22 mins.
    On today’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back in Portugal answering your dilemmas and diving into absolute chaos from start to finish. From debating whether three dogs is officially too many, to navigating awkward step-parenting moments and hilarious regional slang debates, this episode has a bit of everything.

    The pair also open up about family life and the emotional reality of living far away from parents as one listener asks for advice about moving abroad and missing home. Abbey shares why she’d never cope with the kids leaving home while Peter reveals the lockdown-style family traditions he’d bring back in a heartbeat.

    Elsewhere, the GCSE debate returns as listeners question whether Abbey really got the grades she claims, leading to a full-on interrogation from Peter and the team... Are we saying foul play?

    There’s also audiobook confessions, freezing cold Portugal weather complaints, and a lot of discussion about “freezies”, “ice pops” and “lolly ice” that completely derails the episode.

    If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below
    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit

    00:00 Introduction
    01:58 Should We Get Another Dog?
    04:43 Step Parenting Drama
    08:00 Regional Slang Arguments
    11:55 Missing Family While Living Abroad
    15:43 Audiobook Confessions
    18:09 Abbey’s GCSEs Back Under Investigation

    To contact us:
    Email: [email protected]

    Instagram:
    https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/

    TikTok:
    https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch

    Website:
    https://thetherapycrouch.com/

    For more from Peter
    https://twitter.com/petercrouch

    For more from Abbey
    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy

    Our clips channel
    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg
    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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About The Therapy Crouch
Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships. Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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