The Therapy Crouch

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, we’re back for another Ask Me Anything and things get unexpectedly heated… over PAINT. Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch dive into a listener dilemma about kitchen colours, which quickly spirals into a full-blown debate on Abbey’s obsession with the infamous “bone” shade. From “50 shades of bone” to Peter questioning his entire marriage contract, it’s chaos from the start.

Abbey leans into her interior design expertise, dropping surprisingly detailed recommendations (and proving she definitely knows her stuff), while Peter isn’t entirely convinced—especially when talk turns to gold floral wallpaper and dream living rooms. The pair clash over style, money, and what really matters when building a home, leading to a deeper conversation about whether a house is just a house… or something much more meaningful.

Plus, the gang answer your questions on relationships, from navigating design disagreements with your partner to planning the perfect 15-year anniversary without breaking the bank—featuring some seriously tempting travel tips (Greece might be calling…). Expect laughs, honesty, and a glimpse into how differently couples can see the same life decisions.

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00:00 Introduction
02:20 Kitchen Colour Dilemma & “Bone” Debate
05:30 Abbey’s Interior Design Tips
07:30 Dream Home Disagreements
09:45 Passion vs “High Maintenance”
10:45 What Makes a House a Home?
12:10 Beds, Sleep & Luxury Must-Haves
13:00 15-Year Anniversary Dilemma
14:00 Budget Travel & Greece Recommendations
18:00 Relationships, Marriage & What Matters
23:00 Final Thoughts & Outro

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, the Portugal trip rolls on as the gang battle through hangovers, questionable decisions and some seriously strong opinions on relationships. After a heavy night, the boys are feeling it as they dive into everything from airport pints and junk food cravings to the strange “punishment” dynamic that can creep into relationships after having a bit too much fun.

Things quickly spiral into one of the funniest and most chaotic ick discussions yet – including a barber chair moment that might just be the greatest ick of all time. The team also tackle your dilemmas, from navigating life after a breakup to whether giving your ex money after winning the lottery makes you a terrible person… or just a decent human being.

Plus, in Am I The A**hole, things get heated as the group debate workplace drama, relationship boundaries and the fine line between banter and going too far.

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00:00 Introduction / Hangover Fallout
01:42 Service Station Food & Matcha Rant
04:04 Bovril, Football & Stadium Rules
06:28 Random Chat & Set-Up
07:05 You Had Fun? Now You’re Punished
10:15 Listener Messages Begin
10:46 Barber Chair Story (All-Time Moment)
13:40 “That’s What I Do” & Tangents
16:22 Agony Ab: Newly Single Advice
19:50 Transition / Segment Change
20:00 Am I The A**hole Returns
20:31 Lottery Win & Ex-Wife Drama
23:50 Debate: Is He In The Wrong?
25:45 “Tig Bitties” Story
28:15 Naming Kids & Inappropriate Jokes
28:20 Workplace Drama: Slim vs Chunky
32:00 Body Comments Debate
34:30 Escalation / Final Thoughts on Topic

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, the Portugal Series continues with another chaotic Ask Me Anything as Abbey and Peter answer your questions and accidentally reveal some huge family plans.

The couple open up about deciding to move house after ten years, why they’re ready for a fresh chapter, and Abbey’s dream of more land, animals, growing vegetables and creating the ultimate family home. Peter also gives his honest take on Abbey wanting what sounds suspiciously like a private compound.

Elsewhere, the pair discuss dream homes, luxury interiors, tattoos, terrible cooking disasters and why men simply cannot resist touching things as they walk past them.

There’s also a touching message from a listener whose week was made easier during a difficult hospital stay thanks to the podcast.

Expect laughs, honesty, relationship chaos and classic Therapy Crouch energy throughout.

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00:00 Introduction
00:45 Easter Bunny Chaos
03:10 We’re Moving House
04:30 Abbey’s Compound Plan
06:00 Why Food Tastes Better Abroad
09:00 Cooking Disaster Stories
13:00 Tattoos Debate
16:20 Dream Home Must-Haves
18:35 Emotional Listener Message

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back in Portugal for part two of their sunny getaway, but there’s no peace and quiet in sight. Abbey wastes no time exposing Peter for turning the family holiday into a full-blown sports tour, with golf, paddle, football and post-match beers all somehow making the itinerary ahead of family time. Peter, naturally, insists it’s all part of his passion for sport.

The couple then get into a surprisingly honest and hilarious debate about why football brings men together so easily, and whether women have anything that creates the same kind of instant bond. Peter reflects on his emotional return to Liverpool for the Legends match and why sport has always been his escape, while Abbey explains exactly why golf sends her over the edge.
Later on, things descend into total chaos with a Portugal-themed quiz involving capitals, custard tarts and some wildly confident wrong answers. Sunshine, arguments, emotional moments and complete nonsense… just another day on The Therapy Crouch.

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Plus, more holiday dilemmas, in this episode Abbey and Pete welcome back listeners Lana and Jeanette, to help them plan their TUI holiday. Booking T&Cs apply. ATOL and ABTA protected.
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00:00 Introduction
03:00 Peter’s Injury & Competitive Nature
08:40 Why Liverpool Means So Much
14:03 Abbey Calls Out Peter’s Holiday Behaviour
16:25 Why Men Bond Over Football
27:21 Abbey vs Peter On Golf
30:43 Sport & Mental Health
32:18 “Look… It’s Dusk” Chaos
45:14 The Portugal Quiz Begins
51:00 Capitals Challenge Meltdown
54:58 Outro

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey, Peter and the team kick off the very first special Portugal Series with a chaotic Ask Me Anything episode from sunny Portugal. What starts as a simple Q&A quickly turns into classic Therapy Crouch madness as the gang discuss holiday packing disasters, bringing 12 suitcases but somehow forgetting the essentials, and the reality of family life abroad.

Abbey and Peter also get brutally honest about parenting four children, whether boys are harder work than girls, and how they divide the madness of school runs, clubs and everyday family life. Abbey gives a rare insight into what her work days actually look like, from shoots and brand deals to juggling home life and total chaos behind the scenes.

Elsewhere, the team debate why the phrase “body count” is one of the worst modern terms around, reveal their funniest relationship banter, and somehow end up discussing underwear, dressing gowns and karaoke.

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00:00 Introduction From Portugal
07:03 We Brought 12 Cases… Forgot Everything
08:32 Are Boys Harder Than Girls? Parenting Four Kids Chaos
12:11 Why “Body Count” Is The Worst Term Ever
17:30 Listener Game Gets Out Of Control
18:30 Tyson & Paris Fury Singing Reaction
21:07 What Does Abbey Actually Do? Honest Answer
23:16 School Runs, Clubs & Real Family Life

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